babymay

Well I guess I should start using this thing.... I was drunk one night and paid my renewal subscription with a bad check. I had to end up paying the subscription price and something like 25 extra bucks for a returned check fee and a 29 dollar bank fee. I'm such an idiot...

Now on to my entry...
Why is it that every Halloween I end up in drag? I'm not a drag queen, by any means. I never really look good in a dress. I can't walk in heels. I don't know how to apply my own make-up. But it just seems that everytime I've done it, someone has a camera and it becomes well documented.

I'm not sure the Gay Club is going to renew my membership anymore.

For example:
- I can barely dress myself.
- I don't have a "color" to match my "season".
- I'm messy.
- I hate the gym and I'm 10 pounds over my "goal weight".
- The new Madonna kind of annoys me.
- I love carbs, etc..

But then I think of the stereo-types I do have and then it all makes sense.

Things like:
- I always buy expensive facial supplies (my ass can hit the floor, but this face has gotta stay firm and wrinkle free!).
- The song "Xanadu" by Olivia Newton John makes me sway side to side.
- I live beyond my meanings.
- I love my mother.
- Boobs scare me.