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Favorite Quotations:"Enough of being political. Let's do some dick jokes." Kevin Smith.

"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three." Norman Cousins

"Its not that you're boring, its just that I'm sober."
Toni Safyanik


Be not afraid of greatness: some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.
William Shakespeare


I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who are less strong. I can take the bullets for those who aren't able to.
Margaret Cho

What's another word for Thesaurus?
Steven Wright

I don't know the key to success, but the key to
failure is trying to please everybody.
- Bill Cosby

Wait, I just remembered something! You're boring
and my legs work.
- David Spade


Failure seldom stops you. What stops you is the fear of failure.
--Jack Lemmon

Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Steven Wright

Sometimes when we are generous in small, barely detectable ways it can change someone else's life forever.
Margaret Cho,


Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.
Lao Tzu

I don't wish to be everything to everyone, but I would like to be something to someone.
Javan

Don't aim for success if you want it; just do what you love and believe in, and it will come naturally.
David Frost

Hell is other people, but when I wrestle with demons I keep seeing my own face
John Paul Sark.