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My friend Patty and I decided to open a new restaurant. It's going to be a blatant rip-off of "Hooters", except it's going to be called "Hooders". It's all about the vagina. The shorts on the waitresses will be exxxxtra tight, (think Camel Toe to the nth degree). The seating will be giant vagina-shaped couches and chairs. Featured on the menu will be flapjacks, tacos,...
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psyko514:
Oh, and can you open Hooders before I get there?
trocar:
Christian speed metal diner...it could work.
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I'm still sick.
I laid down for a nap today and then suddenly it's dark out, and I'm sitting on a porch facing a horizon of fields lined with trees. My lover is walking towards me about 20 feet away. She has a basket in her hands filled with wheat. Behind her the moon is bright, and then the oddest thing happens; it starts bouncing...
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sitandspin:
Well, that sounds like an anxiety dream. I hope you're not fretting about your choice, because you made the right one.
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Jesus Christ, I am sick as a dog. I think it is the flu. I've never had the flu before, so I Wikipedia'd it, and there you have it. (Thanks, my workaholic bosses for coming into work even while dying). Motherfucker. I wish I had someone to take care of me. Wah.

I should really stop bragging that I haven't been sick in 3 years....
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sitandspin:
Awww....and here I am with the flu, too! Well, obviously, the important thing is to hydrate. But one thing to remember about the flu is it often comes in waves, you may seem to get better, but don't go out partying that night because you could totally relapse. I'm suffering alongside, if it helps.

I'm sad your dress doesn't fit you anymore, but I suppose an even more svelte little babyhead is a concept I can console you with. When you come back we'll find you something equally gorgeous (that really expensive black dress would probably fit you right now!)
gentleman_loser:
The Tam-Tams are a blast..always! I didn't get to go more than twice last summer because I was always working on Sundays. Grr. But I hope to imprive my attendance record this summer.

Hmm, when I went to Vancouver it was in early June..and for some reason it was wonderfully warm and sunny the whole time I was there (I think there was a brief bit of rain one afternoon...for maybe an hour!). I want to go back. Plus the last 4 times I've been to the ocean, I was never there at a warm enough time of year to go swimming (it doesnt seem to matter much *which* ocean, I'm just cursed that way).

I don't know about flying there and back every day :p but I could hitch hike there once, make a few tortillas for you and go swimming..and then come back home :p

But I'm bored of Montreal. Maybe once the being your own boss thing takes off, you'll be in need of someone to sweep up all the hair..Hehe let me know smile

And wow...never had the flue before? That's pretty awesome...I haven't had it in a few years *knocks on wood*...No fun!
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I'm pretty happy today. This could be fleeting, but I'm in love with the world right now. I'm falling back in love with my city too. I'm riding my bike around in the unusual sunshine, savouring the salty air in my lungs, listening to amazing new music, and when I close my eyes I see myself doing things with my life that make sense.

A...
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gentleman_loser:
It is a beautiful city...I've only been once, and that was I think 3 years ago..I want to go back very badly this summer. I have recipes...Let me take a look..also mexican things perhaps? involving rice, beans, corn tortillas...lots of veggies? cheese?

Or I could just come over there and cook you a bunch of stuff and then you can put it in the freezer for later biggrin ooo aaa
ladyexxa:
Recipies? You mean like cooking? huhn.
Hey are you going to Beirut? Because I need a waltz partner.
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I've come across an opportunity to rent a chair in a private studio space for very cheap. This would mean I would be working for myself, which I have always wanted. I could come and go as I please, make my own hours, even take a client at midnight if I wanted to. It's in an excellent, scruffy area of town that will be close...
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gentleman_loser:
Peanut butter sounds good. Actually today I was mr. fancypants. I had yogurt to which I added some granola, some raisins and walnuts, and some strawberry-cherry jam I made last fall that is way too sweet to eat on its own..but perfect a spoonful at a time in yogurt.

I think working for yourself is awesome...and it would probably feel way better to not have to go into debt to do your BFA!!
trocar:
Talk to some art school graduates, ask them if it was worth the effort or not.
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I'm giving my notice at work tomorrow.

I am so excited.
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psyko514:
Congrats biggrin
gentleman_loser:
That can be such a liberating feeling sometimes...I remember one time I did that and took off on a hitchhiking trip the next day..it was the best time I ever had! do you know what you are moving on to? Or just taking a break?
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Broke my fast today.
I had a delicious plate of steamed brocoli, cauliflower, red peppers (you would not BELIEVE how sweet a red pepper tastes after not eating for 8 days) and a wee bit of brown rice.

I feel really good. I've certainly lost some weight, although I never weigh myself so I don't know how much. My face is thinner, my stomach flatter,...
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ladyexxa:
Eyebrow maintenance clinic, my house. Crackers and Boursin provided.
ladyexxa:
I wanna llama.
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trocar:
I'll be Seymour and you be the giant flesh eating plant.

sitandspin:
How many more days have you got? And what do you plan to eat for your grand return?
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Almost into Day 5 of fasting. I feel wonderful. Except when I lose water weight I can see all the tendons in my neck, and when I swallow or talk it looks rather strange. Mechanical, even, like under my skin I'm made of wires and bits of string, all operated by pulleys hooked up to my bones. Being obsessed with anatomy, I've often thought of...
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sitandspin:
That's a coincidence, because I ate barf this morning. How odd.

The apple misses you, too.