So I had fake hair for a while. Turns out I'm not that kind of girl. Too much fucking work. Ever heard of a girl who doesn't wear makeup who has hair extensions? Yeah, exactly. So I took those fuckers out and discovered I have jew-y curly hair. WHO IS MY REAL FATHER???
In other news, I LOVE BACON
Also, I'll be recording an album come spring!! My musical partner and I have been offered a spot by this prolific genius recording fella who works in this beautiful old house in Victoria. Ima gonna put out an album. Hopefully he'll make us sound better than we actually are.
So yeah. Don't I look like an Old Creepy Portuguese Man?
In other news, I LOVE BACON
Also, I'll be recording an album come spring!! My musical partner and I have been offered a spot by this prolific genius recording fella who works in this beautiful old house in Victoria. Ima gonna put out an album. Hopefully he'll make us sound better than we actually are.
So yeah. Don't I look like an Old Creepy Portuguese Man?
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gentleman_loser:
There are all these portuguese coffee shops and pastry places and grocery stores up int he plateau area, near this restaurant/bar I used to work at...I almost feel like I've seen you hanging outside one of those cafes smoking, the resemblance is creepy lol
rin:
Oh god, dick-slip.