Dear Mexican People;
Please, I implore you; stop putting so much hair gel on top of your slicked back ponytail. You know? You know what I'm talking about? You put your hair in a ponytail and then you coat the pulled back hair in a crusty layer of Dippity-Do. It either looks like someone jizzed in your hair 16.3 hours ago or you haven't washed it since the days of human sacrifice. Please stop it. Guys too.
Thanks.
Love,
Me
Please, I implore you; stop putting so much hair gel on top of your slicked back ponytail. You know? You know what I'm talking about? You put your hair in a ponytail and then you coat the pulled back hair in a crusty layer of Dippity-Do. It either looks like someone jizzed in your hair 16.3 hours ago or you haven't washed it since the days of human sacrifice. Please stop it. Guys too.
Thanks.
Love,
Me
Just kidding, I don't really love the helmetlike sheen that goes with the mega chola hairdo.
I was desperate for a haircut the other day...I've not had a regular hairdresser or barber of anykind since mine retired and moved back to Greece :p
I did it myself with some electric clippers.
You should probably come over here and bitch slap me for it :p
In need of a nice autumn vacation? I make a mean cup of hot cocoa