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I want to update, since dead pope humor is so April 2, but I don't have anything to say.

So consider this my transitional entry to something deep and meaningful. Coming soon.






Or if not deep and meaningful, hopefully at least humorous and grammatically correct.
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Dude, it totally would have been funnier if the Pope would have died on April Fool's Day, don't you think? skull

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theinsomniac:
That's how I likes my ladies...

(burp)
(scratch)
(groin adjustment)
recoveringmale:
"in other news, the Pope has made a miraculous recovery and will be back to bouncing around in his popemobile by weeks' end. This truly demonstrates the awesome healing power of prayer, and for millions, it is cause for rejoicing. It's as if... no, not really. April Fools!"

that would have been something.
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For the last week or so, I have received phone calls from a mysterious number twice daily. Once around noon, and again in the evening around 8:00. My general rule is to never answer my phone if I don't recognize the number, and whoever it is can leave a message if they are desperate to converse with me. Of course, this person/machine never leaves a...
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monet:
your member name was the name of my late parakeet when i was in the fourth grade. That makes me sad to think about. But, ummm, this probably seems weird to you. So...uhhh....hi. how are you?

Yes, I too hate when people call my phone and don't leave messages. They're usually the wrong number anyway.
obd:
my cell phone makes random calls out of my address book - when it is sitting oput on my desk. surreal I'm not sure why.
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So.......

Who wants to go to work for me today?

Anyone? Anyone?


Damn.
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Last night, we ventured out away from the couch to see the Forty-Fives play. Unfortunately, due to the fact that most of their fanbase was presumably at the Rev. Horton Heat show, the place was dead. So we had an awesome band playing pretty much just for us. biggrin

Tonight is Thursday. We will be out once again. Some of you may see us. Here is...
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recoveringmale:
mwah! I'll see you guys there.
dead_ringer:
I knew I could count on your sweet ass to come thru in the clutch.
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Everyone should own a Cuisinart griddler. Ours is two days old, and I'm madly in love. Flat sandwiches are my new favorite food. love
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So since I'm too lazy to read the boards and sift through all of the crap, what have I missed in SG land in the last...three months or so?

I see that Mary is keeping a journal now. Is that like the SG version of hell freezing over?

You all haven't missed much on my end. Work, play, homebody, purchase housewares and revel in EnergyChannel's...
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bleeder:
Wow. Been along time since we have talked. Look how long we have been here since. We are old!!!! biggrin
obd:
you could always just read this wink
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Hey guys! I'm back! Aren't you soooo excited???

There's more grey on my friends list than before, and a few names missing entirely. Now I track you all down.

Commence the joyful commenting, if you are so inclined.
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hypnogogic:
it's a miracle, i thought perhaps you grew tired of us
mistergraves:
Hey. I'm in Portland now. I've got to meet some people, or, some people other than Alanna's friends.

I want to know some smoke-free places to go here. I've heard that the Doug Fir is smoke-free.
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I love that everytime I try to retrieve messages from my hotmail account, the damn thing freezes and I have to close my browser. Thank you, gmail, for existing. Fuck you, Microsoft, also for existing.

Aw, come back, Microsoft. I'd be dead in the water at work without you. confused

Still have gmail invites. Six of 'em. I've discovered the flaw in gmail's marketing strategy with...
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I attended a low-key birthday party tonight at a friend's super-cute studio apartment. It's the biggest studio in the world, as it has a full living room, kitchen, and this little tiny room by the kitchen that houses her bed and a dresser. She also has a balcony that has a lovely view of the cemetary across the street. It had been awhile since I'd...
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obd:
I slept a little too well last night. In fact, I don't think I'd be awake now if that big truck hadn't just parked in front of my apartment with it's engine on. So much for a productive last day before vacation.
obd: