Oh yes, body of mine. This is definitely a good time to come down with a cold. Definitely. 
Nevermind that I'm leaving for Eureka on Thursday. You just go right on feeling like crap, it'll make the 8-hour drive just fly right on by.
If I keep you home from work today, feed you tea and Airborne and water, and maybe even some food, will you recover by tomorrow? Pretty please? We've always had such a good relationship, body. Don't let me down now.
Nevermind that I'm leaving for Eureka on Thursday. You just go right on feeling like crap, it'll make the 8-hour drive just fly right on by.
If I keep you home from work today, feed you tea and Airborne and water, and maybe even some food, will you recover by tomorrow? Pretty please? We've always had such a good relationship, body. Don't let me down now.
recoveringmale:
It's the holiday curse, I tell ya.