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I have hand soap that smells like coconut, and it makes me happy. Every time I wash my hands, it's like a little party, erm, for my hands....
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timmy:
but how do your hands know what the soap smells like? to them, it's just more soap and more water.

and hey! get your finger out of there young lady. this is a family web site. what would the children think?
mobprod:
Yum!
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I'll stop the world and melt with you...
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zechariah:
And did I catch a little shakespearean quote in your pics?
astrokreep23:
I hear that song all the time at work. Darn addictive eighties songs always gettin' stuck in my head!
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Some guys on campus just tried to get my attention by yelling "Excuse me, ma'am? Ma'am?"

Since when am I a "ma'am?" surreal
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zechariah:
Beezer: I'll call you whatever it takes to get your attention. If ma'am aint yer bag, what should I yell out?
: PS Butterfly: I'm sorry about that, I was trying to be subtle wink
timmy:
Maybe ma'am was short for mamories. Perhaps they were trying to get your breasts attention.

And what's with all these sweet profile pics?
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A few weeks ago when it hit me how busy I was, I decided that it would be best to just take things one day at a time so I wouldn't get overwhelmed. Well, it's now turned into taking it one hour at a time. I'm just trying not to go crazy.

But at least I've been happy. Life is so good that the business...
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porkroll:
hey beezer... you are sooo my girlfriend.. you are the sweetest!
macbastard:
Spend your freetime all bling bling yo!


macplayea
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why, WHY, WHY am I so busy?!?! Tell me why did I do this to myself?

Had a little bit of a stressfull tearfull meltdown today, then realized it was because I hadn't eaten in 3 hours and my blood sugar was dangerously low.

Still on a bit of a happy buzz from last night. Much fun and debauchery were had by all.

Looking forward...
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porkroll:
you are soo nice... your smoochy picture is really... well.... smoochy. me likey.
rickroyal:
Glad to hear you were able to finish the paper. Just one step closer to that summer of relaxing bliss. Hope it works out for youl
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something's missing.....
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fractal:
Yay we got to play yesterday...BabyBeezer's seen me in my jammies.
kiss

lovely new profile pic dear.
black_tar_heroin:
i'll make a girlfriend machine if you can loan me your lips
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Everyone go look at giga_geo's picture and wet yourself at the sickening cuteness. Awwwwwww.

I'm still waaaay too busy but I'm happy. Very very happy. Sometimes I get in these moods where I'll feel so content just sitting in my chair watching a candle burn. Days like this are good for drinking hot chocolate. And watching movies. And painting your toenails. And eating good...
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timmy:
you don't need money for a butt massage. just fire up the washing machine and sit on something bumpy wink
macbastard:
OH. So now your to good for Ren Faire? Your lameness only extends so far does it?


You can't come to my party.


MacSLAM!

P.s. I am not having a party. But if I did you coulden't go. Because your too "cool" and "hip" and "Not crazy."
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busybusybusybusy

I have to live one day at a time or else the enormity of everything I have to do in the next three weeks will overwhelm me. I'm on the verge of being completely stressed out but I'm keeping it at bay by maintaining a low level of denial; high enough to calm me down but low enough not to make me forget entirely...
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astrokreep23:
Days off are the best.

Though I personally should probably be stressing out more than I am. I'm far to placid right now. Hope the next three weeks don't rob you of your sanity though. Don't forget to take a moment of Zen every day!
bryn:
yes. stress. ak! too much! moving tomorrow! still not packed! wasting precious time online! eh. ill finish at some point.
yes. i am waiting to see my set too. i forget what it looks like.
heehee i have a fuzzy cat inside my shirtsmile she tickles
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I'm all pinky and sunburned today. One of my classes got cancelled and there was a vegetarian feast on campus and I sat out in the sun too long surreal

I'm super tired today. But I had one of those conversations last night thats worth losing sleep and being tired over. But I need a nap.

There really needs to be more hours in a day....
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supernovice:
*Flashes boobies too...*
Now that's weird...
ikilledpinky:
being sun drunk is the shite
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Prom, prom, prom....

The weekend was waaaaay to short. But it was exactly what I needed. I needed a vacation. Got to frolick around the city and play tour guide. Got to cuddle myself silly. Am now going through serious cuddle withdrawls. And prom, oh prom. So many beautiful girls it was ridiculous. Ridiculous. Wanted to kiss a lot of them but am too damn...
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jasechase:
So bummed I missed out on the prom, just like high school all over again. Thinking about how hot the beez is and how too hot for tv the beez is kissing all the girls. I have a new long ass update for your viewing pleasure! So stop by and say hello.
butterfly2:
Hi gorgeous lady... it was awesome meeting you! kiss