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Bored. out. of. my. skull.

Somebody say something entertaining. PLEASE.

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obsidity:
Dude. Thats such a Donnie Darko wormhole episode... At least it wasn't an engine or something.
koleeta:
I can't believe nobody did this yet:


"something entertaining"
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In my stage makeup class we're working on aging our faces right now. Last week we did middle age and this week it's old age. It's a really odd feeling to see yourself as a 90 year old woman. I find myself looking in the mirror and saying "well, I guess this is what I'm in for" I feel like I'm cheating or something, getting...
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mobprod:
Sounds like there's about an 85% chance I'll be coming to Disneyland at this point. I should have verification soon. Our birthdays will RULE. Actually, if i come down, I'll be heading back on your birthday. Can't have my cake and eat it too, I suppose.
letigre:
blackeyed haha that is so great.

im afraid of aging. i just know im gonna shrink like a mother fucker. frown
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My hair is driving me nutters. It's just a tad too long. That's the problem with short hair, you have to cut it all the time. Maybe I'll just shave it off, that's easy...

Life is good. I am a happy Beezer. Last night my roomate and I cooked the yummiest feast and drank some Belgian raspberry beer and sat full and contented on the...
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timmy:
give

i already got too much stuff
greggster:
I don't feel the fall at all. It was in the 90's in Sacto today.

As for the other question I prefer give presents and then receive presents from myself.
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Our puppy is a panty snatcher. But he only snatches my panties. And he has a tendancy to pick my nicest ones out of the laundry basket to chew on. What the hell. Why can't he snatch someone else's panties? I also caught him with one of my dirty socks. Maybe he feels a connection with me because I was born in the year of...
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greggster:
I wish I could dance and or do gymnastics however I have the flexiblity of a piece of rebar.

Does that make us even

you should name the puppy perry....the he could be "perry the panty poachin puppy"

hey that might be a good kids book wink
letigre:
i really dont know what to say about this. tongue
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My crotch is much too delicate for all this bike-riding. Thank god for my big wide cushy seat though. One short spin on a mountain bike and I'm waddling for days. My underside needs to be treated like the delicate flower that it is and not mashed and smashed around several times a day.
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papawheelie:
yo, the next overpriced vegan yuppy dinner totally needs you to be there. i think my date scared sixsixty.
thepromdate:
haha. when i first started riding my bike, my ass hurt so bad. and then a while back i was riding my friend's bike.....and well, let's just say that boys' bikes are a good way to make it so you can't have babies.

ouch.
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Due to gymnastics, my arms are now the strongest they've ever been, and yet I still can't even do one pull-up from straight arms surreal My legs are strong enough to crack a walnut between my thighs, but not one pull-up. I suppose it's just not meant to be.

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letigre:
but can you crack a skull? skull
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ahhhh not the thighs
mine are like that
i am back in good shape but i can barely do pullups
argh
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Just had a glorious night of drinking and watching the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy marathon with my roomates. I heard that one of the Queer Eye boys is dating one of the Queer as Folk boys. This is very, very exciting to me. I need details.

Speaking of Queer as Folk, they really need to get on it and release season 3 on...
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koleeta:
oh and thank you for your support, I'll be sure to remember you in my acceptance speech for the creepiest stalker award.
am:
Geez I need to hook my satellite back up. I'm missing on the crazy fun!
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Why, WHY must us dramatic arts kids have to share a bathroom/locker room with the dancers? It's torture. Every time I walk in there I am greeted by a harem of shapely naked women changing in and out of their leotards. I just want to fondle and ravage and nibble and kiss them all, but alas this cannot be.

Today was the worst. I was...
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obsidity:
you too girl! I finally figured out how to get past the first page of friends journals, but yours is the same. phew, I am glad I didn't miss anything!!!
xo
babybeezer:
Just had a glorious night of drinking and watching the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy marathon with my roomates. I heard that one of the Queer Eye boys is dating one of the Queer as Folk boys. This is very, very exciting to me. I need details.

Speaking of Queer as Folk, they really need to get on it and release season 3 on DVD so sixsixty and I can lock ourselves in his apparment and watch all 23 hours of steamy gay goodness to our hearts content.

And lastly, this, my friends, is a shameless cry for emails. My inbox has been depressingly empty (except for a few lovely exceptions) and I need your help. So, if you're bored at work or at home, or are just moved by the spirit of email: make my day. Drop me a line.

Happy weekend to you all!

xoxoxo
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I had a sad dream last night. I hate waking up scared or sad. It totally stressed me out. Oddly, it involved quite a few people from SG, many of which I hardly know. Waking up sad is a shitty way to start the day. At least the dream wasn't very realistic though, so I didn't wake up thinking it actually happened.

In other news...
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paleenchantress:
wow sweetie ! im glad you are doing better ! yah, i hear ya cause im a diabetic and when you cant swallow, you have a huge problem !! its scary !
x0x0x0x0
freyja__:
thanks for the birthday lovin, sweets.
you're a gem.
kisskiss
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A curse walks around here
I see it hide behind my chair
and it peers at me
it's grip is so strong, it bruises me.

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what are your favorite sad song lyrics?

PS. and a big shout out to baby Shawn who turned 19 today. He's growin up so fast...
miss_magenta:
winter by tori amos always makes me cry.


i have so many other sad songs that i adore my my mind is blank right now.


have a wonderful night my dear. kiss