baby_donut

I never stop writing haiku:

I always love them
and sometimes they love me back
I am okay now

in Thailand they sell
underwear in big machines
adorned with girls

but look, Julian
I am a little bit older
I stilll can't do math

look on the bright side
if cigarettes don't kill me
then I'll be alright

pep talk to myself
in the gold full length mirror
you will make it out

cosmotology
learn to make people pretty
and they will pay you

we can play mad libs
or connect the dots or chess
or we can just fuck

got a magic scarf
at the big supermarket
but I still can't fly

if your best friend is
a stripper at the catwalk
you better watch out

why should I pay for
a pair of silicone tits
I was born with them

vermoth is uncooth
so is vodka and tonic
it will be alright

your pretentious art
cannot impress me today
I can make my own

I will bandage you
cover you like a mummy
kiss your open wounds

I will always be
baby donut to you, pete
I kind of like it

I drink your perfume
you smell like hot oral sex
I'd kiss you after



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