So the other day I was asked:
"What veggie are you? Broccoli? Carrot? Turnip?"
I answered, "Cucumber"
My wife thought I meant because sometimes girls have been known to use them as sex toys (Like me)
What I meant was, I'm firm

, watery

, slightly sweet

, I'm great w/ different dishes

, my skin is stightly bitter, and I can get sour when...
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