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Are you tired of all those sissy,
mushy
"friendship" poems
that always sound good but never actually come close
to reality?
Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship!

1. When you are sad,
...I will get you drunk (With some minimal exceptions) and will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you...
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zyryx:
vouched for you in SGSeattle, so hopefully you'll be a member in a few days smile
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I just had some of the most amazing sex with my lovie
love
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How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on...
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awryx:
i loved this haha
painless_suicide:
heh...uhm no..i did not do that..
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Oy is just yo: backwards
Oy! Oi, power to the Jew and not the rest of you.

I love being the Buddhist Jew.

http://home.nc.rr.com/keehyun/stuff/jew-heyya.html

current mood: ecstatic
current music: Jewya

love
painless_suicide:
hey...sorry i havent responded yet haha...i've been really busy...
but yea...it might be a while until i actually get around to shooting a set for myself...actually i just need to find someone that would actually take pictures of me haha shocked but yea...im going to do my own set first and post it and see what people think..then if i get good results im going to register for the site...hmm lets hope it all works out tongue
later,
-jen skull kiss
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I'm going crazy being lazy about not getting a job. Its odd I've never not been in a situation like this its odd like I'm holding myself back. eeek


Whatever I'm ok puke
jujubee:
Come join the Culinary Professionals group. smile
misskel:
Your local and I'm a sucker for cowboy hats! kiss
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it should have come up as a pic oh well


<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/b_sirius/BCock.jpg">
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Big red Letters on the hat spell C O C K

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v507/b_sirius/BCock.jpg">

kiss bok