b57913

meh.

and on the third day I will arise from my tomb to take a really foul poop

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pollywog:

pickle smelling mother-fucker

May 11, 2005

penguinscheme:

Even when you poo you still smell good to me.

May 11, 2005

Today!
I worked until 7am
Ate a breakfast samich of my unique design
slept until 3pm
farted
showered & shaved
downloaded a bunch of music
and now i'm here.

I'm going to put clothes on at some point today...

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penguinscheme:

Yeah, I guess so!
I'm making cookies Thurs!

May 10, 2005

whaa:

I will kill you and your nanobody.

May 10, 2005

Supermarket flashbacks
Show arms and legs in plastic sacks
Fat men twelve bananas high
Die while all the women cry
Love-love gets sucked away
On big fat lips while people pray
Boy plus girl make a mess out of sex
No babies come
What happens next
De-evolution self-execution no-solution
Im a potato and Im so hip

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penguinscheme:

Wait! Is that DEVO?

May 10, 2005

penguinscheme:

Ok, will do!
Off to mom and dads now!

Wow, three in a row and I'm the only one to comment yet!

May 10, 2005

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misery:

sweeeet!
but, why?
don't you like the pogs anymore??

May 10, 2005

penguinscheme:

hey hot stuff.

If someone were wanting to call you today, what time would be a good time. 9-ish maybe?
You know, someone wouldn't want to wake you from a nap or something.

I'm heading out to mom and dads at the moment, it's time to get the drain in the tub fixed!

May 10, 2005

Allie, don't let me disappear.

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penguinscheme:

May 9, 2005

penguinscheme:

Thats true, we could sleep in the truckster.

Are those the pictures you wanted?

YEAH! I want to see the lions!

May 9, 2005

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penguinscheme:

have fun tonight~

May 5, 2005

penguinscheme:

Do a shot for me!

May 5, 2005

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ria:

goooood morning

May 4, 2005

penguinscheme:

have a good day hot stuff!

May 4, 2005

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penguinscheme:

awwww.... why am I a meanie?
You started it by calling yourself beef fart.
Can I call you Mister Hot pants?

Or maybe just my boyfriend?

Talk to you tonight.

May 3, 2005

shabbydo:

your my friend now, deal with it

May 3, 2005

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allycat_13:

Thats so tempting and you know it.

I am up, can't you tell? Guess how many hours I slept last night????

Nada!!!!

Apr 28, 2005

allycat_13:

Well my good sir I was a dork and had to write a paper and study for a quiz thats at 10 AM. Work is in oh 3 min. from now. I work at Dominos tonight. After Dominos mother fucken System of a Down is playing and hopefully my friends got me a ticket.

They did not sleep either. The line for tickets started at 2 AM this morning and the sale doesn't start til 10 AM. So they are standing for about 8 hours or so. My friends rock so bad!!!!!!

Apr 28, 2005