Okay, so we take a break from the conversation of the sad pathetic men and the women who love them(Spoiler, no women love them) for me to do what several people have started doing. I'm going to make a list of 25 random facts, about b1gfatho
25. My actual name is Andrew Ho, hence the ho part of b1gfatho
24. I used to lie and tell people I was a magician for 5 years, I still say 5 years out of habit even though it has actually been 7
23. Once upon a time I knew how to play the bass, this was probably a result of listening to too much Red Hot Chili Peppers at the time.
22. I have tried and failed to lose weight for the better part of 10 years now.
21. I am a self proclaimed geek/nerd, and unlike most people, I'm damn proud of it. I earned the right to be called one.
20. I had a mid life crisis at 20, I still haven't fully recovered.
19. I give the best massages in the world, seriously.
18. I get into heavy debates with assholes about gay rights, this puts me on the receiving end of a lot of gay jokes but I couldn't care less.
17. Wow, I'm only on 17 and I'm already running out...
16. I have never had a girlfriend, just a short thing senior year with my prom date who would eventually frak me over.
15. As a result of 16, I am still a virgin.
14. I've only been in one fight in my life, my friend was making fun of my sister, I punched him in the penis, we stopped being friends.
13. I see a therapist every week
12. I'm really damn sarcastic, but not really in an obvious way. My friend says it's to the point of not being sarcastic but just lying. I don't know if I can disagree
11. I love self deprecating humor. At a very young age I realized that if I made fun of myself first then no one else would have that right.
10. I dream of working in film ideally as a writer or director
9. I'm so deathly uncomfortable in front of women it's kind of ridiculous. It's like the nerd in the movies with the big glasses
8. My favorite film is The Godfather, my favorite directors are a 5 way tie between Alfred Hitchcock, Stanley Kubrick, Sergio Leone, Martin Scorsese, and Akira Kurosawa
7. To my family I'm a psychology major, but I'm secretly a film major.
6. I'm a feminist, thinking back I have been since a very young age
5. One of the greatest thrills in my life is the moment after I finish performing some magic thing, and right before the audience reacts, Paul Harris, who is one of my heroes, defines that as the "Moment of Astonishment."
4. I was a major shut in and loner for a long time, only within the past few years have I started going out with friends and what not.
3. I was raised Christian, became atheist, and now struggle with my faith heavily.
2. I hate douche bags with a passion, in fact I once made a semi-serious joke that my first film would be two hours of some Dirty Harry type bad ass killing a bunch of douche bags
1. I don't believe anybody should ever have to completely grow up and lose all forms of our childhood.
So there you go, thanks for reading.
25. My actual name is Andrew Ho, hence the ho part of b1gfatho
24. I used to lie and tell people I was a magician for 5 years, I still say 5 years out of habit even though it has actually been 7
23. Once upon a time I knew how to play the bass, this was probably a result of listening to too much Red Hot Chili Peppers at the time.
22. I have tried and failed to lose weight for the better part of 10 years now.
21. I am a self proclaimed geek/nerd, and unlike most people, I'm damn proud of it. I earned the right to be called one.
20. I had a mid life crisis at 20, I still haven't fully recovered.
19. I give the best massages in the world, seriously.
18. I get into heavy debates with assholes about gay rights, this puts me on the receiving end of a lot of gay jokes but I couldn't care less.
17. Wow, I'm only on 17 and I'm already running out...
16. I have never had a girlfriend, just a short thing senior year with my prom date who would eventually frak me over.
15. As a result of 16, I am still a virgin.
14. I've only been in one fight in my life, my friend was making fun of my sister, I punched him in the penis, we stopped being friends.
13. I see a therapist every week
12. I'm really damn sarcastic, but not really in an obvious way. My friend says it's to the point of not being sarcastic but just lying. I don't know if I can disagree
11. I love self deprecating humor. At a very young age I realized that if I made fun of myself first then no one else would have that right.
10. I dream of working in film ideally as a writer or director
9. I'm so deathly uncomfortable in front of women it's kind of ridiculous. It's like the nerd in the movies with the big glasses
8. My favorite film is The Godfather, my favorite directors are a 5 way tie between Alfred Hitchcock, Stanley Kubrick, Sergio Leone, Martin Scorsese, and Akira Kurosawa
7. To my family I'm a psychology major, but I'm secretly a film major.
6. I'm a feminist, thinking back I have been since a very young age
5. One of the greatest thrills in my life is the moment after I finish performing some magic thing, and right before the audience reacts, Paul Harris, who is one of my heroes, defines that as the "Moment of Astonishment."
4. I was a major shut in and loner for a long time, only within the past few years have I started going out with friends and what not.
3. I was raised Christian, became atheist, and now struggle with my faith heavily.
2. I hate douche bags with a passion, in fact I once made a semi-serious joke that my first film would be two hours of some Dirty Harry type bad ass killing a bunch of douche bags
1. I don't believe anybody should ever have to completely grow up and lose all forms of our childhood.
So there you go, thanks for reading.
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