My Philosophy debate is tomorrow dammit!!
I get to argue about abortion... again. Godsdammit, at some point schools have got to find some new topics for their students to yell about.
After the debate tomorrow I am going to take a big nap.
What? A blog update with no discussion of film? Holy fuck.
*Edit, as per your request
Zombie Strippers!!!!!!!
Part of me still wonders what fucking possessed me to watch this damn movie. What the hell was I thinking? There is no part of the title that leads me to believe this is a flick worth watching. Add to this the fact that I knew it had 40% on Rotten Tomatoes. So what the fuck happened? I guess it was one of those nights where I was with a few friends and being the boring anti-social bastards we are, we just decided to rent a flick. Now with all the award winning films out in existence, and all those well received comedies out there, and all the GOOD zombie movies at my disposal, not to mention a laptop full of porn, for some god forsaken reason we decided to watch Zombie Strippers. Now I know the film is supposed to be intentionally campy and cheesy, but I must direct you to this quote from film critic Richard Roeper, "It looks terrible. It doesnt work as camp. It doesnt work as low budget crap."
Now I can't say I completely agree. Yes, it is a horrid piece of garbage, but that doesn't mean it isn't entertaining. It is entertaining, just make sure you have the ability to fast forward because there are some stretches that will make the happiest man alive contemplate suicide. But then you get wonderful moments like Zombie Jenna Jameson stuffing billiard balls in her hoo ha and shooting them at people. Things like this sort of make up for it, but it doesn't excuse it from being as dull as it is.
... Also, I laughed about half the time I was supposed to, and about half the time when I shouldn't have been laughing. Watch it if your bored out of your mind, if your high, or make a drinking game out of it, every time you see someone naked who you would really rather not, take a shot.
Dammit, now there isn't even a single blog with no discussion of film.
I get to argue about abortion... again. Godsdammit, at some point schools have got to find some new topics for their students to yell about.
After the debate tomorrow I am going to take a big nap.
What? A blog update with no discussion of film? Holy fuck.
*Edit, as per your request
Zombie Strippers!!!!!!!
Part of me still wonders what fucking possessed me to watch this damn movie. What the hell was I thinking? There is no part of the title that leads me to believe this is a flick worth watching. Add to this the fact that I knew it had 40% on Rotten Tomatoes. So what the fuck happened? I guess it was one of those nights where I was with a few friends and being the boring anti-social bastards we are, we just decided to rent a flick. Now with all the award winning films out in existence, and all those well received comedies out there, and all the GOOD zombie movies at my disposal, not to mention a laptop full of porn, for some god forsaken reason we decided to watch Zombie Strippers. Now I know the film is supposed to be intentionally campy and cheesy, but I must direct you to this quote from film critic Richard Roeper, "It looks terrible. It doesnt work as camp. It doesnt work as low budget crap."
Now I can't say I completely agree. Yes, it is a horrid piece of garbage, but that doesn't mean it isn't entertaining. It is entertaining, just make sure you have the ability to fast forward because there are some stretches that will make the happiest man alive contemplate suicide. But then you get wonderful moments like Zombie Jenna Jameson stuffing billiard balls in her hoo ha and shooting them at people. Things like this sort of make up for it, but it doesn't excuse it from being as dull as it is.
... Also, I laughed about half the time I was supposed to, and about half the time when I shouldn't have been laughing. Watch it if your bored out of your mind, if your high, or make a drinking game out of it, every time you see someone naked who you would really rather not, take a shot.
Dammit, now there isn't even a single blog with no discussion of film.
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tallahassee:
haha seriously though! is it worth watching or no? bc if it's gonna take forever to load anyway, i'd rather be sure it's worth my time.
tallahassee:
oh haha i missed the edit before. ok i'll pass on it then.