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Tired, have been totally geeking out playing way too much Batman: Arkham City. I pity the goon who thinks he's gonna take out Batman with a fucking baseball bat.

Otherwise nothing is happening, just hanging out a bunch, watching lots of Arrested Development, getting the Phantom of the Paradise songs stuck in my head, trying endlessly to get Chungking Express to play on the big...
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A lot has been sitting heavy on my mind lately as I start asking bigger and bigger questions about myself to myself... but before anything gets too serious I have a beer, smoke a bowl and watch some Arrested Development, and suddenly life is okay.

"Remembering that I'll be dead soon is the most important tool I've ever encountered to help me make the big...
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Start with the happy:

Had a family wedding last night. It was a pretty usual affair for Chinese weddings, which is to say it was fucking insane. Certainly too much for me to have at my own wedding when that finally happens, unless the wife is completely gung ho for it or something. Anyway, despite the insanity, it's always a ton of fun, and a...
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So I guess this is gonna be a pretty heavy blog, but I need it as some form of therapy.

A few of you may remember a few months ago I was extremely excited cause I got an acceptance letter to Cal State LA. It was a momentous occasion to be sure.
Now everyone has a crippling fear of rejection, I would imagine the only...
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This is the type of shit that I find totally romantic. One day I'll find my little lady to propose to in a wonderfully geeky way. Until then... courage.

Hey lets do an update as one has not happened in a while!

First, the Con was pretty great as usual, good times were had, all that fun stuff. Staying with the people I did though did do a sort of step one start of my current state of mind, more on that later.

Second, I just got back Friday night from a trip to...
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Holy shit Comic con is tomorrow for me. I have worked my ass off saving up cash for this.



Do you smell that? It smells like... napalm ah I mean victory.

Just as I spoke of Scott Pilgrim non stop when I was attending all those screenings, as the con comes closer I'll unfortunately be bullshitting more about SDCC.

The time is near, and unfortunately I've got some shit to bitch about.

If one more of my "geek" friends bitches about me going because it's not about the comics anymore, I'm going to punch all the...
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$^*^&(*%&*#$&@#*$^)(

Holy shit Spielberg is coming to the SDCC. OMG, Spielberg and Edgar Wright Friday, Francis Freakin Ford Coppola Saturday!!!
Ridiculous and expensive exclusives to the con!!!
Superhero Kung Fu Extravaganza Thursday night with premiere of Films of Fury!!!
I got passes to the screening of Attack the Block with Q&A with Joe Cornish and Edgar Wright!!!
Spike and Mike's Gauntlet!!!
Comic Con Film School!!...
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OhMyGod! HolyDickPotatoFuckStickKickMeInTheBallsSpitOnMyFaceShit!

Comic Con is in like, a week. Am losing mind, head slowly exploding, geeky heart beating too fast... heart attack, bowels emptying... oh god everythings failing at once.

So yeah, I'm pretty excited about that.

Also, I just found out that speaking with the work "like" like I do is apparently a very southern california thing. I honestly had no idea. Is that...
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Best line I've ever heard in a porn flick.

It's one of those things where the guy behind the camera is interviewing the chick and he asks her to take her top off. When she does he just goes, "Well, those look neat."

I can't be the only one who finds that funny.