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Gosh! I am a naughty girl sometimes! Got home at 2:30 am last night totally fuck drunk and trust me I am now paying for every sip of beer in more ways than you can imagine. I went to a friend of mine's farewell, it started at News Cafe in Fredman drive then proceeded to go to The Palms where one of the people in the group got lost looking for the restrooms, she ended up in the cloakroom, don't ask! Anyway the Palms sucked so we went to Fashion TV cafe and got totally out of control. Actaully I was behaved I stuck to Amstel and Peroni (my two favourite beers) and managed to have a great time without embaressing myself or totally throwing my name away. My friend on the other hand was being harassed by really dodgy men and I had to pretend I was her girlfriend to get rid of them because the friendly FUCK YOU! she was dishing out just was not getting thru to them, this worked until some guy asked us to prove it and she freaked out because she is quite religious and doesn't believe in bisexuality or homosexuality so we were busted. The strange thing is that she was telling everyone I was her girlfriend which is very out of character for her, not that it concerns me as I am definately more straight than I am Bi. I am sorry but the lack of a penis is a deal breaker for me personally, unless your name is Angelina Jolie or Rosario Dawson.

Anyway MUST GET BACK TO TARGETS!!!!