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SG Weekly assignment

May 1, 2014
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My furbabies!!!

This weeks assignment given by @rambo and @missy is pets! And yes, I takes millions of pictures of my two beautiful boys.

I got both of my boys back in 2010 when they were 6 weeks old, they are brothers.

Zero, named for the perfect "O" on his side or Oregon Ducks logo depending on if its football season ;) is my pretty boy. They are both inside cats but that hasn't stopped Zero from running outside and panicking.

When I first moved into my house, he escaped and ran up a very large pine tree. He stayed there for 3 days. I was pregnant so I couldn't scale it myself. I had to call the fire department to get him down. The conversation was very much so awkward "Uhm, we don't really do that." I explained to them the situation and that I really didn't know what else to do as I had tried everything to coax him down for days. They said they would check it out. Next thing I know, there is a giant firetruck and 12 fully suited firefighters in my yard and the entire neighborhood got to know me as the crazy cat lady.

Stig, is my retarded domesticated panther. He was the runt of the litter and is unable to retract his claws, and will jump up, fall and land on his back if he's trying to get on the couch. He also prefers to be held like a toddler as he goes rigor mortis when you pick him up. He is a parkour cat as he likes to spaz out and do backflips and jump from wall to wall. And likes to hang out on your shoulder. My pirate kitty.

Now for a bunch of hilarious photos over the years of how spastic my cats are! ^^;

Stig will literally hold me in bed when I'm sick or injured and give me this look.

Zero is a bit nicer about it.

They get in the way... a lot...

But they're my babies and I lur lur them.

VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
robertbluesman:
yup, nothing like letting the whole neighborhood know you're having a cat induced skizzy than calling the FD :)
May 22, 2014
jcpryor:
Wonderful Kitties!   I need to put up new pics of mine.....
Jun 6, 2014

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