azrael_abyss

"woke up this morning
and I looked outside.
saw the most beautiful thang
i ever did see
sun was shining in that great blue sky
grass was growin so tall, so tall and green
JACKSONVILLE the only city that didn't fall
ahh lovely DUVAL
you're all I need
getting in fights
i got no tail lights
find me a bitch just to be my wife
so I even got a reason to cheat
oh dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty south
you're better than anythang in the whole damn world
gettin some head from a trailer park slut
i was doin some meth while i put it in her butt
then i did my dirty deed
DUN DIRT CHEAP
she said she was a model
i said here's a bottle
then i smashed it on her face
and then I trashed her place
while i watched her ass bleed
(haha)
oh dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty south
you're better than anythang in the whole damn world
oh dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty south
you're better than getting head from any damn girl
whiskey flows like the rain drops fall
if you ain't from the south then FUCK YOU ALL
you never meant shit to me
ya heard what i said cuz i'm DUVAL bred
open your mouth I'm gonna fill it with lead
yankee don't fuck with me
oh dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty dirty south
you're better than anythang in the whole damn world"

The Shitthieves

So I know it's been forever since I've actually updated. I'm preparing for my shitthieves show tomorrow night. They're always fun. It's interesting to see how long it takes for people to get horribly offended by their music. we actually sit around and see how many will leave by the second song. fun times to be had. I'm taking mass amounts of pics tomorrow night so I'll have some fun ones to show you on Friday.
So lets see. I went shopping last week with the always danty (haha what the fuck ever) SurfBetty. We ate at ruby tuesdays drank a lot and then went shopping. drinking and shopping aren't always the best. I've realized this now. I don't exactly remember what I bought now, because that was over a week ago. Oh yeah I got a turtle neck black sweater and a sweet as velvet like jacket. I remember this because I wore it out last night. Otherwise I'd be clueless. I also bought jpuddin76 a new dress shirt. It's hot, that's all i gotta say about that. Last thursday was of course the artbar, which was fun, but not as fun as it normally is. Friday I went and saw the shitthieves play at the london bridge along with the snacks who were really good. very bluesish. They were the blackest sounding white dudes I've ever seen. They were great. Saturday and sunday were spent watching football. Monday I worked and some dude got arrested in our store. Tuesday I went and got the oil changed in my car and then later that night went out with SurfBetty for drinks, which is always fun. Today I worked and then came home and watched Without a Paddle, which I loved. Very funny movie. Not to mention Matt Lillard is in it le swoon!
Well that's it. I finally had a real update. Aren't you guys proud of me???????? You better be.