So Turkey Day is over and done with. I spent it with my family at a park on the water. We noticed a homeless man walking by and digging in the trash so we loaded up a huge plate full of honey baked ham, potato salad, baked beans, mac and cheese, bread and a slice of french silk pie and gave it to him along...
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I get home late from work tonight baby my body's aching
can't stop thinking about you and me and the love that we'll be making
so I chill the champagne light a candle or two
Baby all the things I'll do to you
I love you so much my little heart is breaking
Let's make love
Baby let's make love
Your body fits me like...
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can't stop thinking about you and me and the love that we'll be making
so I chill the champagne light a candle or two
Baby all the things I'll do to you
I love you so much my little heart is breaking
Let's make love
Baby let's make love
Your body fits me like...
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dekews:
Happy Thanksgiving!! 
fenris23:
TANK YOU 
*SLAMS HEAD ON DESK REPEATEDLY*
that's it. i'm closing shop and going home.
that's it. i'm closing shop and going home.
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blackwing149984:
HAHA! she just wants to rub all over you! 
blackwing149984:
If I told you that you have a hot body would you hold it against me?
so i'm at work today. normally sundays are my day off so that i can sit around, drink whisky or beer and watch football. I was such a nice person that i came in today so that the others that work here could go to some gay concert thing called planetfest.
So I'm sitting here in the store being all emo, watching the rain fall...
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So I'm sitting here in the store being all emo, watching the rain fall...
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jpuddin76:
It's okay to be Emo (as long as no one else catches you). I was that way for a while last night. I have been listening to Black Sabbath all day and playing WOW...not very emo-like.
mistressvamp:
Ummmm....((COUGH))PHONENUMBER((COUGH)).
That is unless I'm not good enough to entertain you anymore. That's it isn't it.
*Runs from room crying.*
That is unless I'm not good enough to entertain you anymore. That's it isn't it.
*Runs from room crying.*
I've gotta fart
anyone wanna go play with me at World Market?
anyone wanna go play with me at World Market?
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mistressvamp:
Ok are you SUUUUURE this one works?
You haven't been getting excited and throwing things again have you?
So when were you wanting for me to use it?
You haven't been getting excited and throwing things again have you?
So when were you wanting for me to use it?
mistressvamp:
well what are you doing now?
I would hate to interupt something else.
I would hate to interupt something else.
Listening to the new Stephen Lynch at work right now. So funny if you guys haven't picked it up. I've also REALLY gotten into the new Gorillaz cd. Never liked them before, but i'm really digging them now. I also have The Screaming Trees cd in which will come on later. mmmmm good stuff.
here's a long story short so you guys can get the...
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here's a long story short so you guys can get the...
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bam_bam:
Hi 
luciefurr:
Hiya
WHAT A GODDAMN DAY! 
that is all for now.
and if you guys don't stop farting in my store i'm going to hurt you.
that is all for now.
and if you guys don't stop farting in my store i'm going to hurt you.
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tattooedteddy:
Wanted to wish you a wonderful weekend. Pleasant Dreams....
noctem:
Ich erhalte getrunken. Wie ber Sie?
WHAT
*slams head on desk*
IN
*slams head on desk*
THE FUCK
*slams head on desk*
HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?
OH MAN MY HEAD HURTS! Please, send an adult with me next time I go out. and by adult i mean someone other than SurfBetty because she needs adult supervision as well.
it's like Vegas up in this bitch
*slams head on desk*
IN
*slams head on desk*
THE FUCK
*slams head on desk*
HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?
OH MAN MY HEAD HURTS! Please, send an adult with me next time I go out. and by adult i mean someone other than SurfBetty because she needs adult supervision as well.
it's like Vegas up in this bitch
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davejj:
I would be there for you if I could
bankerboy:
I discovered that when someone else is driving and paying, I can really throw em down! 
I had this fucking shot called "liquid cocaine." Jager, Goldschlager and 151 rum. God damn, kilogram!
[Edited on Nov 11, 2005 12:28PM]
I had this fucking shot called "liquid cocaine." Jager, Goldschlager and 151 rum. God damn, kilogram!
[Edited on Nov 11, 2005 12:28PM]
got my car back. my computer in it had a hiccup. So yeah. all it good in the neighborhood.
Heading out to Pearl tonight for some drinks with my favorite Skeeze of all SurfBetty. Or as some might say, my hetero-life mate. If i had my battery charger for my camera I'd bring it and take pics, but no I'm gay and forgot the...
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Heading out to Pearl tonight for some drinks with my favorite Skeeze of all SurfBetty. Or as some might say, my hetero-life mate. If i had my battery charger for my camera I'd bring it and take pics, but no I'm gay and forgot the...
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mr_zero:
err um oops i meant to pester that jackhole over there
[Edited on Nov 10, 2005 8:53PM]
err um oops i meant to pester that jackhole over there
[Edited on Nov 10, 2005 8:53PM]
surfbetty:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH* deep breath*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAH!!! oh fuck my head hurts. 
my goddamn car broke down....
which one of you are going to take me to work?
which one of you are going to take me to work?
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blackwing149984:
Just you wait, one of these days you will get what you have coming to you!
sydfloyd:
You hate Bone? Did Mike tell you to tell me that? Cuz I like them.
[Edited on Nov 10, 2005 3:55PM]
[Edited on Nov 10, 2005 3:55PM]
so it's 10 minutes until we open and I'm a big ball of "you're gonna get it". I don't know why. I'm just in a good mood and well... I dunno. I think it's got to do with the mix cd i'm listening to. mmmm Sugarcubes are on right now. *drools*
anyway you will all be glad to hear that i took a shower this...
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anyway you will all be glad to hear that i took a shower this...
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mr_zero:
HEY!
I did the no shower thing as a social experiment dammit!
It worked out just like I thought it would too. You people are all pussies when it comes to telling someone they need to take a shower. When they are handicapped anyway.
I did the no shower thing as a social experiment dammit!
It worked out just like I thought it would too. You people are all pussies when it comes to telling someone they need to take a shower. When they are handicapped anyway.
mr_zero:
a room you get two
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surfbetty:
they call me captian starfish..captian brown Starfish..<<<HAHAHA!! I'm such a dirty bitch!!!
blackwing149984:
Hey where did you get those pictures of me?
That was nice, what you did for the homeless man.
You have a good weekend too.