azrael_abyss

told ya so.

hey, i'm in Schweinfurt. what about u?

'queen of the midget feet' should be the title of your first album....

oh..heh...check yo mail,skeez

Emeril?

I feel sorry for him these days actually.

While once, long ago, he was probably a decent chef, turning out quality foods, I'm 'fraid he's nothing more then a talking puppet with strings controlled by the Food Network.

I mean, god... I'm sure he himself is tired of "BAM" and "Kick it up a notch", but the Food network found an "in" to the NASCAR loving fans, culinary wise, and what's Emeril to do?

Everyone has a price... Even Anthony Bourdain sold out... and has shows on Food Network now... after bashing them (and the "Fuzzy Ewok" Emeril)... but hey, there he is.

<shrug>

Sorry about the lawn guys... you could try boobytrapping outside your windows?

your Zim tattoo is one of the best fucking tattoos I've seen in a long time!

ca,, me skeeze...i'll come back when i am more awake to answer those^^^^^^

I was looking for a distraction from work!! Yeah for me.

LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE

Birth date: 7/24/69 Summer of Love
Birth place: Willamette Valley, Oregon
Current Location: Portland, OR
Eye Color: Green
Hair Color: brown
Righty or Lefty: righty
Zodiac Sign: Leo, rwar

LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE

Your heritage: German/Irish/Scotch/English
Shoes you wore today: so far none
Your weakness: women
Your fears: snakes
Your perfect pizza: pesto w/ garlic
Goal you'd like to achieve: to be happy

LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW

Your most overused phrase on AIM: LOL
Your thoughts first waking up: I've lived another 24.
Your best physical feature: eyes
Your bedtime: late-12 or later usually
Your most missed memory: does not compute

LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK

Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonald's or Burger King: Taco Bell
Single or group dates: Single, but group dates are fun
Adidas or Nike: Adidas
Lipton Tea or Nestea: Twinings
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or coffee: coffee

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?

Smoke: only occasionally
Cuss: fuck yeah
Take a shower: I'm going to, gosh!
Like(d) high school: loved high school
Want to get married:not sure if I will again
Believe in yourself: yes
Get motion sickness: no
Think you're attractive: or so I'm told
Think you're a health freak: more than you would think
Get along with your parents: yes, I do. I love my parents
Like thunderstorms: absolutely
Play an instrument: not currently

LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH

Drank alcohol: yes
Gone to the mall: yes, food court!
Been on stage: no
Eaten an entire box of Oreos: no
Eaten sushi: yes
Been dumped: no
Gone skating: no
Gone skinny dipping: nope
Dyed your hair: no
Stolen anything: no

LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER

Played a game that required removal of clothing: yes
Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: pretty much!
Been caught "doing something": I'm sure I have
Been called a tease: yes
Gotten beaten up: no
Shoplifted: when I was a wee lad, yes
Changed who you were to fit in: no

LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER

Age you hope to be married: I got married when I was 26
Children? 2, they kick ass!
Describe your dream wedding: large, big party, good times with a hot bride!
How do you want to die: in my sleep
What do you want to be when you grow up: happy and content
What country would you most like to visit: Portugal

LAYER NINE: IN A GAL/GUY

Best eye color?: blue or green
Best hair color?: any except RED!
Short or long hair: matters not as long as it fits the person
Height: tall is good, since I am
Best first date location: a sushi bar (good one, only beautiful people eat sushi!)
Personality: funny
Best first kiss location: on the lips

LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS

Number of people I could trust with my life: 5
Number of CD's I own: 750+
Number of piercings: 0
Number of tattoos: 0
Number of times my name has appeared in the Newspaper: many
Number of scars on my body: a few
Number of things in my past that I regret: I don't regret anything, I've learned from it. (me too)

Ding, time is up!

Sorry for your loss

No problem, always a pleasure to serve. I wish I could do more. I love you

If you go to the Euro meet, you could get to meet ME!

But, apart from that, I'm sure it'll be really good

Hope you're ok, and good luck meeting Zack if you decide to

sad news in jax

sad news

yep...just about to update..i had turtle patrol this morning....callmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee