i'm rather hungover... not gonna lie. haha! and i'm pretty sure the serving wench under-charged me. looking at my reciept, it says i only had one shot and two long islands. i'm pretty sure i had two shots, four long islands, and a greyhound. and i know this, because i chased my second shot with my third long island... and then needed a 4th. so there. haha! but i was paid like, $13 (that's including the tip) to be fucking smashed. amazing. and i guess i'm a hardcore sexting flirt when i'm drunk. so i had a hot mess of texts and phone calls to see when i woke up. i actually silenced my phone at one point because i was getting calls and i was annoyed. so yeah. haha! last night was fun.
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the_captain:
Glad you had fun! Kinda bummed I didn't get any drunk sexts. 
jamberee_:
my drunk sexting can get seriously out of hand sometimes too! and then the next morning all these people are calling me or I am getting random "are you still awake" texts. ahhhh drinking is trouble. Thats sweet that the bartender hooked you up! I love me some long islands.