Conversations, real or imagined, I've had today.
Me: Hi, I'd like a medium hazelnut hot chocolate please.
Barista: Ok, what kind of milk would you like with that?
Me: Whole.
Barista: Half and half? It's extra.
Me: *blank stare* No, not half and half, whole.
Barista: We have half and half, and it's extra.
Me: I want the closest thing to Vitamin D whole milk you have.
Barista: *blank stare* 2%?
Me: Yes. That would be great.
Oceans' Prof: You have to read your book or you won't pass this class.
Me: bullshit.
OP: There's too many things for me to teach you, so you have to read.
Me: bullshit.
OP: blah blah, rediculous projects worth 20% of your grade, blah blah
Me: this class is utter bullshit. it is a ONE HUNDRED LEVEL CLASS and it's insane that you can suck up this much of my time. I should not have to read the book to pass the class, I should only have to take notes, which you are shittastic at giving, to pass. I do not like you, or this class. And your group projects are stupid!
Me: Hi, I'd like a medium hazelnut hot chocolate please.
Barista: Ok, what kind of milk would you like with that?
Me: Whole.
Barista: Half and half? It's extra.
Me: *blank stare* No, not half and half, whole.
Barista: We have half and half, and it's extra.
Me: I want the closest thing to Vitamin D whole milk you have.
Barista: *blank stare* 2%?
Me: Yes. That would be great.
Oceans' Prof: You have to read your book or you won't pass this class.
Me: bullshit.
OP: There's too many things for me to teach you, so you have to read.
Me: bullshit.
OP: blah blah, rediculous projects worth 20% of your grade, blah blah
Me: this class is utter bullshit. it is a ONE HUNDRED LEVEL CLASS and it's insane that you can suck up this much of my time. I should not have to read the book to pass the class, I should only have to take notes, which you are shittastic at giving, to pass. I do not like you, or this class. And your group projects are stupid!
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lilli:
Pressure?
lilli:
Aw. No pressure, wife. All in it's own time. I just had several things slap me upside the head this past week, making it impossible to deny my desire any longer. I'm sure you would kick serious ASS at a bootcamp, though. You have been skating so much! I, on the other hand, have no gear and would fall on my ass... so I am taking lessons instead. Maybe I'll be ready for the next bootcamp...