Baby, it's cold outside. the mac laptop is such an optimist, it's sick. It swears it's 33 degrees outside and sunny. The reality is it's 19 degrees, with gusting winds and huge piles of snow falling out of the sky. What a bitch.
I want to bake, I want to make chocolate chip muffins, but the reality is I'm so not motivated enough to do so. Also, my thighs are round enough, and my stomach is trying to follow. I suppose I could shut up and go do some situps, but really, if making food is too much work, excerise is like ten times more work. I really want an awesomely gooey cheese omelette, toast and hash browns. Someone get on that.
met with the florist gawdawful early this morning. got a lot done by 11 am, actually. and so I've celebrated by keeping lappy in my lap for the past three hours, doing jack shit. I'm so awesome.
Anyways. leave me love, money, or presents. The last two are preferred.
I want to bake, I want to make chocolate chip muffins, but the reality is I'm so not motivated enough to do so. Also, my thighs are round enough, and my stomach is trying to follow. I suppose I could shut up and go do some situps, but really, if making food is too much work, excerise is like ten times more work. I really want an awesomely gooey cheese omelette, toast and hash browns. Someone get on that.
met with the florist gawdawful early this morning. got a lot done by 11 am, actually. and so I've celebrated by keeping lappy in my lap for the past three hours, doing jack shit. I'm so awesome.
Anyways. leave me love, money, or presents. The last two are preferred.
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korbendallas:
So do i......wait.. i can :p Well not tomorrow i have to go to class. :/
meow:
It may be a good pet tool - doesn't change the fact it looks like a dildo.
