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All of my coffee mugs advertise things I never, ever want.
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I'd like to swashbuckle at least once in my life.
waldo_____:
I think swashbuckling might be a high-insurance-rate occupation. Time for a career change, perhaps?
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Ever since I quit drinking and smoking I've been sick nonstop. How the hell does this happen?
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waldo_____:
It's because you're a multicelled organism, and multicelled organism are tougher than single-celled organisms, and can handle poison better. So when you stop poisoning yourself you're making life lots easier for the little bastards.

Yes I made this up.

Yes it makes sense to me.

No it probably hasn't anything to do with your being ill...

Get Well Soon!
dinah:
take some echinacea...seriously, your body will love you