azathoth42

So, here's the deal.

This is all in your head. I'm not real. Do not try to get to know me. I'm an imaginary friend.

No, not like 'Drop Dead Fred' that was a movie. I'm a real imaginary friend. I just don't know who's imaginary friend I am... I think he might have grown up.

Was I supposed to grow up too? They didn't cover this part during the training seminar. I think I have that pamphlet somewhere...