So, yeah, once again I haven't really been responding to comments. I'm not upset or stressing again, though I probably will be in a week's time...but that's in...a week's time. I've just been...blase. To say the least. Like, I'm just going about my business without a second thought, a mindless drone to say the least; a creature who is just moving out of habit rather than intention and need.
But I REALLY should stop being a rude bitch and respond sometime. This goes without saying: I never do what I'm told to, not even when I tell myself to do it. I am what those in the business would call the following:
-lazyass
-dumbass
-lameo
-I'm sure you can put anything that ends in ASS in this list too.
That would be up to you of course. I'm blase right now, remember?
Okay, enough pissing and moaning - time for light entertainment!!!! *stolen from some random LJ*
10 indisputable truths Black and Hispanic people know, but White people won't admit:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
3. Jesus was not White.
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
6. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children
8. An occasional ass whooping helps a child to stay in line
9. Kissing your pet is not cute
10. Rap music is here to stay
10 indisputable truths White and Hispanic people know, but Black people won't admit:
1. Tupac is dead
2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away
3. Having a ring on every finger is too much
4. O.J. did it.
5. Teeth should not be decorated
6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President
8. RED is not a Kool-Aid Flavor, but a color
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car
10. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
10 indisputable truths White and Black people know, but Hispanic people won't admit:
1. Chicken is a food, not a roommate
2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies
3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration
4. Hickeys are unattractive
5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in a family
6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement
7. Ten people in a car is considered way too many
8. Jesus is not a name for your son
9. Maria is a name, but not for every other daughter
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your ass whooped
(or theirs)
But I REALLY should stop being a rude bitch and respond sometime. This goes without saying: I never do what I'm told to, not even when I tell myself to do it. I am what those in the business would call the following:
-lazyass
-dumbass
-lameo
-I'm sure you can put anything that ends in ASS in this list too.
That would be up to you of course. I'm blase right now, remember?
Okay, enough pissing and moaning - time for light entertainment!!!! *stolen from some random LJ*
10 indisputable truths Black and Hispanic people know, but White people won't admit:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.
3. Jesus was not White.
4. Skinny does not equal sexy.
5. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
6. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5
7. Thomas Jefferson had black children
8. An occasional ass whooping helps a child to stay in line
9. Kissing your pet is not cute
10. Rap music is here to stay
10 indisputable truths White and Hispanic people know, but Black people won't admit:
1. Tupac is dead
2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away
3. Having a ring on every finger is too much
4. O.J. did it.
5. Teeth should not be decorated
6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes
7. Jesse Jackson will never be President
8. RED is not a Kool-Aid Flavor, but a color
9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car
10. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
10 indisputable truths White and Black people know, but Hispanic people won't admit:
1. Chicken is a food, not a roommate
2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies
3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration
4. Hickeys are unattractive
5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in a family
6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement
7. Ten people in a car is considered way too many
8. Jesus is not a name for your son
9. Maria is a name, but not for every other daughter
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your ass whooped
(or theirs)
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dravenraine:
Just thought I would drop in and say hi!!! 
shewulf:
I like all the indispute truths about blacks, whites and hispanics....thats funny....I had a black friend who thought he was a mexican....