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Friday Aug 05, 2005

Aug 5, 2005
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here is a crazy story that will top even my weird collection of life events....



I have been working double shifts lately and I don't even mind. why, do you ask? i work with another photographer at the paper, just us two. about 4 nights ago i got a call from him at 2 in the morning telling me to be prepared to come in for his shift- because he had been mauled by his own dog! a golden retriever, no less!!! he was lying on the bed and the dog started growling at him and before he knew it his head was in the dog's mouth!!! he needed 53 stitches and 19 staples in his skull, and he had bled so much by the time he got to the hospital he had no discernable pulse!! he is very lucky to not have lost an eye or get bit in the jugular or on the face he was scalped in fact and he said he could see his own skull (a yellowish color i guess and not the glowing white one would expect)


he is recovering pretty quickly and has a fantastic sence of humor about the whole thing, in true kevin style. my new nickname for him is Massive Headwound Harnack (his last name) just like the SNL sketch with Dana carvey in fact if you watch it the dog in the skit is a golden retriever!


i guess the dof most likely has brain cancer. it is the only possible explanation for this as kevin is a huge animal lover and a vegetarian- a sassy guy who wouldn't hurt a fly. in fact he was crying one night because he felt badly that the dog would have to be euthanized. talk about compassion!!!


anyways that's my big crazy story off the week what a doozy even for me!!!!


xoxo,

-AM-
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escottie:
just peeked at the freeman. you're everywhere! how many miles a day are you driving for that rag? biggrin

dan finley was a close friend in high school. we streaked the football field at catholic memorial once.
Aug 12, 2005
escottie:
mister "i'm going to be governor someday" would probably snub me now, too. i think the museum gig is just so dan can practice fundraising and do some gladhanding with rich people outside waukesha county.

dan's changed since high school, when he was a quiet, poor all-american boy who worked hard to NOT stand out.

did you like the photoset, or are you must saying that? people aren't saying much, and that scares me. was it a mistake? did i embarrass myself by getting naked?

i need to visit mom & dad in delafield before they leave for winter in arizona. it would be nice to meet you. when are you back from Thailand?

i promise to wear clothes. or not.


ooo aaa
Aug 12, 2005

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