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Edited to add the first pic I got of my cat:


Dear Darwin,
Why didn't your theory include spontaneous combustion of people too stupid to live?

I can throw a football (like a mo'fo), and I can read music.

I ABSOLUTELY sink like a rock. *glug*

It's funny, because a couple summers ago I worked for the city of Calgary running swimming day camps. I stayed in the shallows with the toddlers.

I'm really really tempted to review Chyna and X-Pac's porn. The draw is that it's not a secret released sex tape, but a tape MADE to be a porn. I wonder what violent/on-again-off-again/steroid-rage fun may be had.
I'm kinda sick of watching porns intending to review them but being too disgusted by them to not be able to watch it fully.

TWO LIES:
1. I love watching people sing badly
2. I love watching Alias
3. I love watching basketball

Bid on my auctions!