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I've decided that this post will be about dolphins.

Why dolphins? Because I have a great story about dolphins.

Once upon a time, West Edmonton Mall had dolphins.

One died.

The other one, named Howard, had a whole activist movement seek to free him.

They didn't. They just sent (sold) him to Seaworld.

So for awhile, the Dolphin Lagoon of West Edmonton Mall had nothing in it.

So one genius decided that it would be great to fill it with water and have people do diving stunts into the pool.

They did it, and after one show decided it was shit and canned the idea.

So the old Dophin Lagoon sat, empty and an eyesore.

Than another executive decided that if not dolphins, seals could go into the old empty hole in the ground.

So they filled it with water and are now training seals to do tricks to entertain the stupid tourists come to see the worlds biggest mall.

This is not to say that the seals aren't cute, but I don't feel that seals, dolphins, extreme diving, or for that matter penguins, sharks or flamingoes belong in a freaking mall.

This is all.
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Also:
So I've got a set accepted! YAY!
Gee, it's been awhile.

Maybe it'll make me more relevant on the site.

Or not.

Not like I care - those kind enough to read about my blasted opinions, my porn reviews and my commentary on the world won't care either way. And it's kinda nice not getting the "Uh...you're hot..." emails and comments in my journal.