Porn review time!
(Yes it was delayed. I had a term paper due today that was assigned back in October and decided not to work on it until this weekend).
Anyways, let's talk about watching peopel have sex.
I have to now admit that I've grown to respect the Private label of DVD porn.
Note the to grow verb. My aversion started by the fact that this is the type of porn that is dubbed in six different languages. As listed by the flag representations on the back they are: American, British, French, Italian, German and Spanish.
I guess the aversion was because it was very poorly dubbed, which I find highly distracting. Maybe I find it distracting because when they're dubbed it means they're talking and I really dislike it when people talk in porn - it never is good. (Once again I realize the contradiction - I have a mad love for storyline porn and dislike dialogue).
I think what endeared me the Private label was the fact that when I watched it in the other languages, they were dubbed equally bad, meaning the actors (sic) were just moving their mouths without saying anything in any of the languages. Or they're speaking aramaic (sorry - I just watched the Passion of the Christ).
Anyways, having seen both Cleopatra and the Private Gladiator (which was a 2-disc set) I can safely say that I actually like it. It isn't tongue-in-cheek like Jonathan Morgan's Hercules (which is still the best porn EVER) but the ladies are attractive (some are even natural!) the sex is as diverse as heterosexual porn goes (everything from anal to girl-on-girl) and the men aren't entirely unattractive (YAY!).
Anyways, since I didn't see much difference between Gladiator and Cleopatra (there was nothing distinguishing them from each other) I'm going to give the Private label a 4 out of 5 pussies.
In other news, I've just cut my hair.
My winter set was rejected (they're booked until May and winter is kinda done by then) so I'll be posting those pics soon (within the next hour).
IF you could rate my porn ratings, what would you rate them?
(Yes it was delayed. I had a term paper due today that was assigned back in October and decided not to work on it until this weekend).
Anyways, let's talk about watching peopel have sex.
I have to now admit that I've grown to respect the Private label of DVD porn.
Note the to grow verb. My aversion started by the fact that this is the type of porn that is dubbed in six different languages. As listed by the flag representations on the back they are: American, British, French, Italian, German and Spanish.
I guess the aversion was because it was very poorly dubbed, which I find highly distracting. Maybe I find it distracting because when they're dubbed it means they're talking and I really dislike it when people talk in porn - it never is good. (Once again I realize the contradiction - I have a mad love for storyline porn and dislike dialogue).
I think what endeared me the Private label was the fact that when I watched it in the other languages, they were dubbed equally bad, meaning the actors (sic) were just moving their mouths without saying anything in any of the languages. Or they're speaking aramaic (sorry - I just watched the Passion of the Christ).
Anyways, having seen both Cleopatra and the Private Gladiator (which was a 2-disc set) I can safely say that I actually like it. It isn't tongue-in-cheek like Jonathan Morgan's Hercules (which is still the best porn EVER) but the ladies are attractive (some are even natural!) the sex is as diverse as heterosexual porn goes (everything from anal to girl-on-girl) and the men aren't entirely unattractive (YAY!).
Anyways, since I didn't see much difference between Gladiator and Cleopatra (there was nothing distinguishing them from each other) I'm going to give the Private label a 4 out of 5 pussies.
In other news, I've just cut my hair.
My winter set was rejected (they're booked until May and winter is kinda done by then) so I'll be posting those pics soon (within the next hour).
IF you could rate my porn ratings, what would you rate them?
VIEW 22 of 22 COMMENTS
koosh:
I have to work late tonight - your TP challenge will need to be rain-checked
sebsis:
Hi, I revived the Asian Link game you started.