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Boonville Missouri (no joke)

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Friday Feb 25, 2005

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in additon to a certified swedish masuse i am now... ian axis, reflexologist. and ive got a peice of paper with my picture on it, a fancy signature and a seal to prove it. my super powers now include; aleving menstral cramps, adding digestion, fatigue relife, making peoples legs kick out by hitting their knee, kung fu grip, lazer eye vison and much much more! now i see why people go to school, having offical looking papers to illistrate your skills is really neat.

plus i walked into an optomitrst got a free eye exam and years worth of contacts for like 40 bucks. no hassle, no wait. i love asia, ill miss her.

im off to the pharmacy to buy valuim over the counter for 20cents a pill so i can sleep through my 17 hour flight back to cali HAHAHAHAHA!

oh god i love toast
what can compair to warm bread?
maybe warm bread and...

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