Worst trip ever! This weekend I had the last match of the year with my tennis team and one of our regular players cancelled. Allowing me to travel with the slowest of the slow human beings... Per...

First of all he drives 20km/h (12.5mph) under the speed limit at all times. Imagine that during a 5 drive!

Second, he sniffs very loudly twice in an attempt to clear his nose (he doesn't have a blocked one, it's a OCD) about 3 times per minute, this followed by a shoulder twitch that follows a couple of noticable huffs. Again during 2.5h, single way, drive it gets old extremely quickly.

Third, the music that he likes is only extremely slow love ballads that was playing the entire way... He had the controls for the radio in the wheel so when I tried to change it into something decent he switched it back instantely.

In addition during the matches he had 30min warm up (left the dude he ment to play hanging for these 30min) followed by a 30min warm up hit (only 5min is usually allowed). He won easily but a 45min game took over 2h because of excessive rest betweem points and games.

also when I played a double rubber he had the oppertunity to shower to be ready for the home trip. He stayed next to the court talked to randoms about the weather. I tell him to hurry the fuck up and shower after the first set. He goes into the locker rooms, finally I think...

Furthermore half an hour later when doubles game is finished, I find him standing fully clothed and unshowered. Stretching his forearms talking to random parents at the club. Again I tell him to just shower already which he does.

Finally I shower, call my parents to notify about result. Have a soda with a cinnamon scroll. Find him just getting out of the shower...

All in all, just a miserable fucking trip...