Today one of my dad's mates actually got himself in quite a nasty situation.
He is a motorbike lover and was going to take his beloved bike on a final spin before putting it away for the winter. According to him there is nothing better than the feel of the wind in your clothes whilst driving motorbike and he likes to combine his love of bikes with his love of chewing tobacco. There is nothing better, according to him, to spit straight out to the side whilst driving around, I guess, whatever floats your boat, yeah? This time however it was a bit chilly outside so he took his extra helmet that has a visor on it. That would be all good except that he forgot that he had it down... He spit straight on it unabling him too see even the slightest bit. This made him drive straight through a curve and out on a field where the journy abruptly stopped thanks to a larger rock. During the crash he got knocked out and bit his tongue quite badly, landing straight on his back. Two farmers saw the entire thing and rushed to his aid!
He woke up when the farmers reached him. The helmet now full of blood and tobacco which was extremely nasty. The only thing he wanted to do is get off his helmet so when he tries to ask the farmers for help the only thing he gets out because of the tongue is "dade op da delmed!!". The farmer tells the other "Oh fucking hell he must have a brain injury, make sure he doesn't move" so they quickly restrain him flat on his back on the cold wet field. Had to stay in the disgusting helmet until the paramedics got there (after 25min).
Moral of the story, don't be a dickhead.
He is a motorbike lover and was going to take his beloved bike on a final spin before putting it away for the winter. According to him there is nothing better than the feel of the wind in your clothes whilst driving motorbike and he likes to combine his love of bikes with his love of chewing tobacco. There is nothing better, according to him, to spit straight out to the side whilst driving around, I guess, whatever floats your boat, yeah? This time however it was a bit chilly outside so he took his extra helmet that has a visor on it. That would be all good except that he forgot that he had it down... He spit straight on it unabling him too see even the slightest bit. This made him drive straight through a curve and out on a field where the journy abruptly stopped thanks to a larger rock. During the crash he got knocked out and bit his tongue quite badly, landing straight on his back. Two farmers saw the entire thing and rushed to his aid!
He woke up when the farmers reached him. The helmet now full of blood and tobacco which was extremely nasty. The only thing he wanted to do is get off his helmet so when he tries to ask the farmers for help the only thing he gets out because of the tongue is "dade op da delmed!!". The farmer tells the other "Oh fucking hell he must have a brain injury, make sure he doesn't move" so they quickly restrain him flat on his back on the cold wet field. Had to stay in the disgusting helmet until the paramedics got there (after 25min).
Moral of the story, don't be a dickhead.
sweetcheeks86:
Lmao what a idiot is he ok other then a hole in his togue