awkward

MADNESS!
MADNESS!

I cry, MADNESS!

Retail work and after
[eat till you poop day]..
do not mix well with
sleep deprived stunted growth.

The wave of bodies..
made me dizzy. I felt
pukey.. but I survived.

[Eat till you poop day] was
nice. Spent it with Tim's
family.. Rick brought sweet
goodness thingies from Hawaii..
I nibbled on chocolate and
ice cream ALL night.

After the food had been inhaled..
and we all went our separate
ways.. Tim, Carmen, and myself..
enjoyed the christmas classic..
JIGGLE ALL THE WAY!
[wait-a-mintue....no]
We did watch Bad Santa though.
Billy Bob yeah.. he's great.

Ooo..la la.
I met up with the ultra adorable
Siren this evening. She was
all dolled up in a black corset..
and cute red petticoated skirt.

I think tonight pops me for
the first time I've gotten naked
in front of a girl.

Funny thing, it wasn't awkward
at all. Maybe I'm just a
naked freak. -ponders-

Food for thought.

I leave you with this question..
If [lollipops] are to [one legged
hobos] as [5-in-one pens] are
to [upside down shoes]..

Then clearly.. [fork spoons]
are to.. [?].. as [misplaced underwear]
is to..[?]