averageprodigy

Once there were siblings
Who aspired to be brave
And nothing would stop them
From leaving the cave

Out of homestead, the haven
All bombed out and pretty
They left their family and headed
To New York City

Life is rough though I tell you
A mean spirited bitch
But nothing can stop you
If you truly have the itch

A party the first day
The second soon behind
Our backing was growing
Simply blowing our mind

But the first house was hell turns out
The people hated fun
An eviction party to end it
Sending us out on the run

But nothing can stop us
Ill repeat this much more
None of it stopped us
And were ready for more

But this is a story
That Im composing in hate
Or in ridicule or revenge
Or a desire to placate

This itch in my soul
To let you really see
About betrayal bestowed
By the infamous bandit k.t

So remember the parties
That I started with before
So the second one of those
Is where I met this horrid boar

But before I was nave
Trusting every little soul
So its no wonder that the little bitch
Made off with the booty that she stole

But thats later on
Well get there very soon
Lets go back just a little bit
Back one or two new moons

I met k.t that night
She stumbled after a while
wheres youre bedroom big boy
(its where we fell in a pile)

Turned you down that night
You dumb little slut
(truthfully you never even,
Had a very firm butt)

But off topic I get
As the memories return
Betrayal is hard to take
Its hard to get burned

This is my account
To the audience I say
(But truthfully, my friends
Was there any other way?)

So we meet again
After losing briefly touch
To reunite
And fuck way to much

In her bed, in sam
and that blonde girls too
While they were on vacation
And upstairs while kavaii slept, (Oh that too)

But she would scream
Oh I love your huge cock
As her shitty wooden loft bed
Would just rock and rock

Now truthfully in the beginning
I wanted to connect
But she happens to be pretty dumb
Its hard without some intellect

But shed yap and yap
And whine and whine
But in the end (most every night)
I would eventually get mine

Whether on the tits
Or right on the face
Its amazing the depraved things
That really did take place

But truth their was
Definite fault of mine
I liked her, I liked the sex
And that, made me blind

Because despite obvious indecision
On the part of the fe-mate
I was oblivious to the proper action
The proper path to take

So when this partner of mine
A girl who professed to love
Was stuck for a place to live
I figured their was a angel above

How perfect this is
I excitedly to her
Youre only four blocks away
And rent would be..275 per

How great for our finances
It would help us two
You took a while
But eventually in moved you

But bitched you did
And carry did we
The stuff in your boxes
Across the fuckin city

To a room I cleaned only
Once a blue moon
I made it easy for you
A veritable silver spoon

Rent was due
Two days to go
I left for a business trip
Giving her time to grow

The moneys in the pocket
Was the message I left
Who would have guessed
It would end in. theft

Right on time
And much to my dismay
The trusted one
Called the very next day

Landlord is here
And he wants his cash
Mind telling me please
Where you hid your stash

Immediately I knew
Stupid I am not
Harvard University
(something k.t def is not)

Though who really knows
The story doesnt run through
Not UCLA or Pratt
Turns out you really went to SPU

But no snob am I
Its fine you went to SPU
(But your ID says youre 26)
Not this supposed 22

But back to the call
The day rent was due
My money is gone
And I know it was you

Though sense it makes not
That youd steal our rental pay
Cuz that could only mean
Wed lose our place to stay

So back I come
Early, eager and enthused
Though granted I was
Not just a bit confused

I talked to her the day of
It was her phoning me
To ask what the address was
As her first domesticated plea

I gave the street,
The apartment number too
Then just a bit too quickly
She said thank you

Brooklyn NY
One One Two Three Eight
You need a zip code for mail though
For this you should probably wait

If you havnt guessed yet
Then youve been smoking a joint
I got back to find her completely gone
Her stuff on its way up to greenpoint

Interesting how life is
How people can just afford
Luxuries that could previously just be given
From the hands of the lord

So now youve heard the story
Youve heard the lies
Just never trust a K.T
If she has crooked and lazy eyes