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Last night I got too drunk to talk to a girl that was interested in me. I'm thinking this is a problem because she was cute. I guess I ought not drink so much...that or...fuck it get me a beer.

Oregon is a pretty cool state (if you don't mind driving slow and having some slack jaw pump your gas).

Oregon is also the home of The Goonies. I toured Astoria and took pictures of all of the buildings from the movie. I also took a photo of the football field. I want to know how many people a year do this.

At the "Goonie"...
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PORTLAND tomorrow! I can't wait. I'm also going to ventrue all the way up to Astoria. For those of you that don't know, that's where The Goonies was filmed. I'm going to go to all the sites from the movie (This website tells where they are Goonies Site.

It's gonna be kewl. I'm also going to bring a Holga camera so that I can...
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Today began with my friend calling me at seven in the morning...bitch. She called to ask if I was hungover. She was drinking with me last night and she knew I was hungover.

After I got going I went to the skin doctor to have a few moles checked out. (I went to have it checked because my mom has a friend that has cancer...
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All I have been eating since saturday is salmon. I finally finished the stuff that I didn't freeze so now I can enjoy some other foods.

School is going to start soon and I haven't really started planning...hell I don't even know what grades I'm teaching.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?

Because there are twenty of them!

Yep that's gonna be me tomorrow. I'm going deep sea fishing for the first time ever and I'm gonna be the pirate of the boat. I'm kind worried about sea sickness but I'm bringing tons of beer so that should do the trick. Who knows.

I was listening to the radio this morning and heard a little bit on a robot that looks like a real woman. Being the super sleuth that I am, I had to look on the inter-web for some proof. I found several results for my query and picked the first one that came up. Here it is.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/06/0610_050610_robot.html

I dont know how to make links...
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I am not looking forward to tomorrow. I have to go to a youth rehabilitation facility and interview probation officers. The worst part about it is that I have to drive two hours each way for interviews that will probably tak an hour. I would do it over the phone but I'm supposed to get "face time" with the officers.

I heard about this site over the weekend and had to check it out. I'd seen the "SG" t-shirts and the like and did not know what it was. It's nice to see a community such as this. I'm gonna have to convert my one month membership to a year.