averagenobody

Today was okay at schol. This week has been rough though. I had to break up a fight between two girls. They are crazy tough.

I called ten parents last night; five for behavior issues, five for good happy fun stuff.

I heard the best synonym for breasts on The Daily Show last night...pleasure zeppelins. Fuck yeah. It was prefaced with an adjective that I...
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Seven of Nine is totally going to assimilate Kiki from the OC.

Putting marshmellows in the freezer is cool. They turn into little marshycubes and the are full of cruncy goodness.

At my high school's football game tonight there were a bunch of gun shots. The boys in blue came by and we lost. Dammit. We should have won. Next time.

So I'm watching The OC right now and the DA is trying to pin the shooting of Tre on Ryan. I'm thinking that if they (the DA and defense) were smart they would watch last season on DVD and would see that Marissa shot Tre". Fucking genius. Fucking genius.

For the last week and a half (or so) I have been noticing something very disturbing. Some asshole(s) are destroying the local jade plants. These are the coolest looking and feeling plants EVER and some studid fuck keeps messing them up.

that's all folks

Today I was told that I'm "pimpin" because I wear slacks and a shirt and tie with my black chuck taylors. Oh yeah.

Thanks for the b-day greetings! I'm gonna go out and get drunk. I couldn't have asked for a better birthday present this year...the last day of the first week of school. Oh yeah and it's a three day weekend. Oh yeah.

First day of school...done. It was a great day. So far my kids rule. I know that it's only day one, but you can tell. I already know who the "bad" kids are going to be.

I was "that" teacher today and gave all of my classes assignments and homework on the first day. I even confiscated three cell phones today.

It's not that I'm...
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I was supposed to go to a party tonight; one where new teachers could hang out before the beginning of the school year. I drove to Oakland (from SF) to go to the party, and when I got there I had a social anxiety attack and couldn't go in the party. I drove around for a bit and then decided to go home without going...
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Three things that annoy me right this minute:

1) Aqua Teen isn't on on Thursday night (the worst episode of Aqua Teen is way better than Robot Chicken).

2) My friend was supposed to go to the Youth Brigade show with us tonight and she flaked. Aparently she was drunk when the plans were made and it was my responsibility to remind her. I say...
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i don't like reading anything written after drinking.