averagenobody

Today was okay at schol. This week has been rough though. I had to break up a fight between two girls. They are crazy tough.

I called ten parents last night; five for behavior issues, five for good happy fun stuff.

I heard the best synonym for breasts on The Daily Show last night...pleasure zeppelins. Fuck yeah. It was prefaced with an adjective that I forget but, "pleasure zeppelin" is just genius for some reason.