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Today I was told that I'm "pimpin" because I wear slacks and a shirt and tie with my black chuck taylors. Oh yeah.

Thanks for the b-day greetings! I'm gonna go out and get drunk. I couldn't have asked for a better birthday present this year...the last day of the first week of school. Oh yeah and it's a three day weekend. Oh yeah.

First day of school...done. It was a great day. So far my kids rule. I know that it's only day one, but you can tell. I already know who the "bad" kids are going to be.

I was "that" teacher today and gave all of my classes assignments and homework on the first day. I even confiscated three cell phones today.

It's not that I'm...
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I was supposed to go to a party tonight; one where new teachers could hang out before the beginning of the school year. I drove to Oakland (from SF) to go to the party, and when I got there I had a social anxiety attack and couldn't go in the party. I drove around for a bit and then decided to go home without going...
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Three things that annoy me right this minute:

1) Aqua Teen isn't on on Thursday night (the worst episode of Aqua Teen is way better than Robot Chicken).

2) My friend was supposed to go to the Youth Brigade show with us tonight and she flaked. Aparently she was drunk when the plans were made and it was my responsibility to remind her. I say...
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i don't like reading anything written after drinking.

Last night I got too drunk to talk to a girl that was interested in me. I'm thinking this is a problem because she was cute. I guess I ought not drink so much...that or...fuck it get me a beer.

Oregon is a pretty cool state (if you don't mind driving slow and having some slack jaw pump your gas).

Oregon is also the home of The Goonies. I toured Astoria and took pictures of all of the buildings from the movie. I also took a photo of the football field. I want to know how many people a year do this.

At the "Goonie"...
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PORTLAND tomorrow! I can't wait. I'm also going to ventrue all the way up to Astoria. For those of you that don't know, that's where The Goonies was filmed. I'm going to go to all the sites from the movie (This website tells where they are Goonies Site.

It's gonna be kewl. I'm also going to bring a Holga camera so that I can...
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Today began with my friend calling me at seven in the morning...bitch. She called to ask if I was hungover. She was drinking with me last night and she knew I was hungover.

After I got going I went to the skin doctor to have a few moles checked out. (I went to have it checked because my mom has a friend that has cancer...
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All I have been eating since saturday is salmon. I finally finished the stuff that I didn't freeze so now I can enjoy some other foods.

School is going to start soon and I haven't really started planning...hell I don't even know what grades I'm teaching.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?

Because there are twenty of them!

Yep that's gonna be me tomorrow. I'm going deep sea fishing for the first time ever and I'm gonna be the pirate of the boat. I'm kind worried about sea sickness but I'm bringing tons of beer so that should do the trick. Who knows.