It's too fucking hot here. If I wanted hot weather, I'd live somewhere besides Washington. Everyone is in shorts and saying how they want to go swimming.
I don't wear shorts. I think they make most people look funny. There was one photograph in existance of Hitler wearing shorts and he ordered it to be destroyed.
Went for drinks with a very cool girl last night.The bartenders kept making the Crown & 7s successively stronger with each round. This lead to some strange dreams once I fell asleep.
First dream involved me driving around and deciding I was hungry, so I figured I'd track down this fabled diner that supposedly made the best eggs in the state. When I got there it was like a big circus and it turned out their specialty was burritos (side note: I couldn't help but get a burrito for breakfast today). The girl I went out for drinks with last night ended up working at this strange place so I talked with her. It ended with something crazy happening but I don't remember what.
Dream #2 involved amazing ventriloquist dogs.
I don't wear shorts. I think they make most people look funny. There was one photograph in existance of Hitler wearing shorts and he ordered it to be destroyed.
Went for drinks with a very cool girl last night.The bartenders kept making the Crown & 7s successively stronger with each round. This lead to some strange dreams once I fell asleep.
First dream involved me driving around and deciding I was hungry, so I figured I'd track down this fabled diner that supposedly made the best eggs in the state. When I got there it was like a big circus and it turned out their specialty was burritos (side note: I couldn't help but get a burrito for breakfast today). The girl I went out for drinks with last night ended up working at this strange place so I talked with her. It ended with something crazy happening but I don't remember what.
Dream #2 involved amazing ventriloquist dogs.