Login
Forgot Password?

OR

Login with Google Login with Twitter Login with Facebook
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • SuicideGirls
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
Vital Stats

avanttard

Member Since 2002

Followers 19 Following 24

  • Everything
  • Photos
  • Video
  • Blogs
  • Groups
  • From Others

Sunday Oct 06, 2002

Oct 6, 2002
0
  • Facebook
  • Tweet
  • Email
Ok so I already decided that my "personal ad" sucks.

So here's a better idea.... how about you write it for me? So if you've ever met me (which isn't too likely) or seen me walking down the road or written to me somewhere or heard someone say my name once before, go ahead and tell me what I should put in a personal ad. Because I sure as hell don't know.

Many thanks in advance,
Rik

~~~Edit~~~~~~
Now I'm going to be like Dia and post a few alternates. My initial personal ad very much was sucking. So I thought of this one:

"SWM in search of lesbians, the barren, those given Norplant by the state due to mental instability, men and others incapable of / uninterested in bearning my children for platonic goofing-off. Movies, drinks, artwork, whatever"

Sounds kinda weird. Freaky girls writing their desire to have my children spooked me, obviously.

I had another one but don't remember it. So just imagine something really witty and clever and attribute it to me. Thanks.
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
murkling:
SWM, Hung, looking for good times with no obligations. Flunkies and sycophants welcome. I am sick of getting my own beer! I need someone who will tolerate my goofy hats and will laugh at all of my jokes. I have surplus medical equipment and am willing to share. Canadians and prospective mothers need not apply (unless you are willing to sell the kid on ebay and split the profits.)
Oct 7, 2002
demolitionkitten:
Hmm, I don't think so? and um, My clone sleeps alone.
I guess we won't in the future either unless you know what I just referenced. if you do (without cheating of course) I really will put Wyatt Riot (the son) up on EBay and send for you at once and we will sell everything except our photo stuff and a few other odd assortment of props we will need and venture across the lands causing destruction and mayhem in a wild drunken fit of passion and anger and confusion.

(oh man, that sounds super but I really hope you don't know it. I am really attached to the little monkey)wink smile
Oct 8, 2002

More Blogs

  • 09.22.02
    11

    Sunday Sep 22, 2002

    I decided yesterday that I'm going to write another movie script. …
  • 09.20.02
    6

    Saturday Sep 21, 2002

    I guess I hold grudges when people don't return my phone calls. Is t…
  • 09.19.02
    2

    Thursday Sep 19, 2002

    I really stink right now. Maybe it's because it's my day off and I h…
  • 09.17.02
    3

    Tuesday Sep 17, 2002

    About time I updated this damn thing, huh? Okay, so I haven't left…
  • 09.12.02
    11

    Thursday Sep 12, 2002

    More information about my photo-selling post here http://suicidegirls…
  • 09.12.02
    1

    Thursday Sep 12, 2002

    So I went out for drinks with some friends last night and decided to …
  • 09.03.02
    12

    Wednesday Sep 04, 2002

    Well it took me all day to be able to post here. Let's hope this wor…
  • 09.02.02
    2

    Monday Sep 02, 2002

    Standstill again. Photo things aren't working out. Girl things ar…
  • 09.01.02
    2

    Sunday Sep 01, 2002

    Photoshoot didn't happen the other day. I have to reschedule. So I w…
  • 08.25.02
    10

    Sunday Aug 25, 2002

    Taking pictures. Back into things. So good. Females confuse and …

We at SuicideGirls have been celebrating alternative pin-up girls for:

23
years
10
months
9
days
  • 5,509,826 fans
  • 41,393 fans
  • 10,327,617 followers
  • 4,598 SuicideGirls
  • 1,115,721 followers
  • 14,939,416 photos
  • 321,315 followers
  • 61,441,919 comments
  • Join
  • Profiles
  • Groups
  • Photos
  • Videos
  • Shop
  • Help
  • About
  • Press
  • LIVE

Legal/Tos | DMCA | Privacy Policy | 18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement | Contact Us | Vendo Payment Support
©SuicideGirls 2001-2025

Press enter to search
Fast Hi-res

Click here to join & see it all...

Crop your photo