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Sunday Oct 06, 2002

Oct 6, 2002
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Ok so I already decided that my "personal ad" sucks.

So here's a better idea.... how about you write it for me? So if you've ever met me (which isn't too likely) or seen me walking down the road or written to me somewhere or heard someone say my name once before, go ahead and tell me what I should put in a personal ad. Because I sure as hell don't know.

Many thanks in advance,
Rik

~~~Edit~~~~~~
Now I'm going to be like Dia and post a few alternates. My initial personal ad very much was sucking. So I thought of this one:

"SWM in search of lesbians, the barren, those given Norplant by the state due to mental instability, men and others incapable of / uninterested in bearning my children for platonic goofing-off. Movies, drinks, artwork, whatever"

Sounds kinda weird. Freaky girls writing their desire to have my children spooked me, obviously.

I had another one but don't remember it. So just imagine something really witty and clever and attribute it to me. Thanks.
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
murkling:
SWM, Hung, looking for good times with no obligations. Flunkies and sycophants welcome. I am sick of getting my own beer! I need someone who will tolerate my goofy hats and will laugh at all of my jokes. I have surplus medical equipment and am willing to share. Canadians and prospective mothers need not apply (unless you are willing to sell the kid on ebay and split the profits.)
Oct 7, 2002
demolitionkitten:
Hmm, I don't think so? and um, My clone sleeps alone.
I guess we won't in the future either unless you know what I just referenced. if you do (without cheating of course) I really will put Wyatt Riot (the son) up on EBay and send for you at once and we will sell everything except our photo stuff and a few other odd assortment of props we will need and venture across the lands causing destruction and mayhem in a wild drunken fit of passion and anger and confusion.

(oh man, that sounds super but I really hope you don't know it. I am really attached to the little monkey)wink smile
Oct 8, 2002

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