I had a very interesting weekend... i met Nicole Lee on friday for a My Chemical Romance show in Cleveland. We got pulled over and finally let go after a near K-9 search, even though we didn't have shit. We exclaimed with glee that we were nude models after asked how we knew each other. Yeah good luck finding us on here coppers (we told them it was SG, but as they wrote down the website URL we failed to mention that their were 600+ models. Maybe having too many girls is a blessing is disguise!
I also met Lorelei in cleveland at our lovely hilton hotel room, where Nicole Lee shot a new set which I saw before any of you fuckers! WOOT....
My period is late. That sucks my balls off. That bitch Aunt Flo is a cunt. Okay, okay. She is also a blessing in disguise. But if this continues, her absence gets filled by a wire coat hanger. Not really. I dunno- I would not be a good mother, being as I should probably be commited for chronic masterbation. *Joking* My maturity level isn't up to par either as my Hello Kitty collection gives me away... But I digress. Motherhood, right now, would be no good. I can barely take care of myself. You should see my kitchen sink. The dishes are piled up to the ceiling.
I hate mothers day... as I do not have a mother myself. It just makes me sad. I wish I had that holiday to celebrate. All you who have a mom are lucky...
Okay I am going to go now and be boring. So much to covet!
Avalon
I also met Lorelei in cleveland at our lovely hilton hotel room, where Nicole Lee shot a new set which I saw before any of you fuckers! WOOT....
My period is late. That sucks my balls off. That bitch Aunt Flo is a cunt. Okay, okay. She is also a blessing in disguise. But if this continues, her absence gets filled by a wire coat hanger. Not really. I dunno- I would not be a good mother, being as I should probably be commited for chronic masterbation. *Joking* My maturity level isn't up to par either as my Hello Kitty collection gives me away... But I digress. Motherhood, right now, would be no good. I can barely take care of myself. You should see my kitchen sink. The dishes are piled up to the ceiling.
I hate mothers day... as I do not have a mother myself. It just makes me sad. I wish I had that holiday to celebrate. All you who have a mom are lucky...
Okay I am going to go now and be boring. So much to covet!
Avalon
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i pulled this bitch of a shift today... 10-5. then 9-1:30. tomorrow is 10-5 again and a shit-ton of chores before i bar it up, only to have to face my EX probably (the one that likes to strangle girls).
i coulda used your boots for implanting them in his anus.
i'll update soon... and you can steal the stupid photo i have of us.
things rocky or steady with the price?
catch you soon. speeding ticket taken care of.
that town is SO small. reminds me of the town from the movie "My Girl." no wonder they thought we had drugs. they've never been exposed to "our kind" there, obviously.