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Tuesday Apr 19, 2005

Apr 19, 2005
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yeah so i am boring as hell... i feel like making a list:

THINGS THAT ANNOY ME

1. when you go to a public bathroom and there are nine millions stalls and someone comes and sits in the stall right *next* to you and drops the kids off

2. when i go shopping at walmart or something similar and there are soccer moms that steer their children away from me because i have long black hair and wear lots of eyeliner, as if my very presence will poison these children.

3. soccer moms in general.

4. girls who pretend to like sports so guys dig them

5. fat girls who get hot guys drunk so they can brag about the hot sex they had with a nearly unconcious dude that would never even talk to them sober.

6. girls that change their whole life to be a carbon copy of their boyfriend, and take up all the same hobbies, musical tastes, fashion. i mean being influenced is one thing buy c'mon!

7. people who try to get me to go to church

8. slutty airheads

9. girls that try to get with your dude on purpose because they think they can.

10. anything overly "scene"

11. people that claim to be "scene" (obviously you're not if you claim to be)

12. over priced porn

13. car problems

14. people who create scenerios to try to catch you in a lie because they have nothing better to do

15. mall-core

16. anything-core for that matter

17. groupies (like dumb slutty hoes that try to fuck rock stars, not girls who know guys in bands and are just chill with them)

18. bad highlights

19. tanning bed junkies

20. girls that have skanky tattoo's

21. food court druids

23. sorostitutes/ frat fucks

24. people who don't eat meat

25. bad jokes

26. pseudo intelligence

27. hot guys that fuck ugly girls

28. humidity

29. redneck gangsta's

30. how my hair falls out all the time

31. bladder infections/urinary tract infections

32. people that think i wanna hook up on Suicide Girls (sorry)

33. when girls gang up on me

34. when my eyeliner smears underneath my eyes

35. having non existant eyebrows

36. people that wear spandex

37. pastel pant suits that old ladies wear.

38. constant headaches

39. sewing circle-esqe gossip

40. how my cat gets white fur EVERYWHERE

41. N.A.S.C.A.R. (Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks)

42. a million other things but that is all for now


* the many different looks of avalon*

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me today


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Avalon
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
annalee:
Your new profile picture is so nice, I just noticed it! and yeah all thats stuff is annoying wink skull
Apr 28, 2005
hovah:
Soccer moms run from me too... thats because i usually stink like a giant blunt.. and i swear every three words. I like to stand uncomfortably close.. and make inappropriate conversation..
May 12, 2005

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