it has been snowing here like mad crazy. i was snowed in for about 24 hours and i was like fuck that. so i dug my car out of about 2 1/2 feet of snow in, no joke, stilletto heeled boots and a dust pan. it took me a while but i did it. i did this all while my fucking asshole neighbor used his huge shovel to clear off his porch and not help me. i have no faith in humanity and christmas does make people fucking selfish and rude.
but i did it myself. i don't need a man. i am self sufficiant.
merry christmas fuckers. drink one for me. i will drink 5 for you!
but i did it myself. i don't need a man. i am self sufficiant.
merry christmas fuckers. drink one for me. i will drink 5 for you!
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obliviousfocus:
merry christmas and fuck yeah hahaha
mistidawn:
HAPPY HLOIDAYS!!
