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Saturday Aug 30, 2008

Aug 30, 2008
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HOMELESS KARAOKE

A couple of friends and I decided to go to Champagne's for friday night karaoke. Well that was a huge fucking mistake! Not only was the song selection less than desirable [and thats putting it mildly] but the homeless convention decided to come and set up shop there. The musky aroma of dirt, tragedy and speed was in the air. I sang "Me and Bobby McGee" by Janis Joplin as well as "Faithfully" by Journey. But that was the only Journey song they had- which is blasphemous. I never sing karaoke unless they have "Dont Stop Believin'", which is my theme song, and "Love is a Battlefield" by Pat Benatar. They had only one Pat Benatar song also which made me want to start a riot. So not only was everything pretty fucking lame-but my friend said the word "fuck" whilst singing and was banished from singing again the rest of the night! So, of course, when I was ending "Faithfully" I had to say "fuck this" just to really drive it home. Fuck them and fuck that. I mean seriously Champagne's- WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! You cater to the homeless and yet curse words by the more sane folk are unacceptable? Give me a mother fucking break you hypocrites! I will never return again for such ludicrous bullshit.

After we sang we were approached by an older man I happen to work with named Bart and he felt the need to tell us that he was going home because he had to get ready for "naked movie night". ARGH! This guy is like 55. And the thought of him naked just makes me want to projectile vomit. Then he want on to say something about making sure your cat was de-clawed or it could create a tragic situation *cringe* Wow- I feel so nauseous. Gag! puke

Following that I went to Divebar and it was aight. Meh. I havent been there in over a year. Its still the same ol' crowd.


Anyway I digress- How is everyone weekend going? Hopefully I would get into copious amounts of evil and wrongdoing to raise the appropriate amount of hell I desire on a daily basis. Cheers!

xo.
Avalon Absinthe
VIEW 8 of 8 COMMENTS
scotty:
Um... yes please!

I'd soooooo love that!
Sep 1, 2008
scotty:
Um, I'm totally serious as well. Darlin, you're hot!

Can't wait to see your MR set.

Must be exciting for you, having a new one and all?
Sep 1, 2008

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