Now I know a lot of people think my new SUV (Aztech) looks like a microwave fucking a toaster.

But you know what, I don't care because that just makes my vehicle the sexiest thing on the road. At least it gets some.

All boner mobiles get you is std's anyway.

You show me your SRT 4 (hahaha, dustin jab!) and I'll show you my asshole. Cause they really do look alike. Well, except for the gay ass fin. My asshole doesn't have one of those