ava_jade

that's funny, someone told me that shortly after i posted this...so if two of you are in agreement...

Someone found me once. That was embarrassing! Census taker my ass! The government doesn't want to know my inseam measurement. I'll take a census.

That's only half the story.

It ain't never gonna find you unless you go out and make some noise! Most of the time we don't know what we want. The best thing to do is to stop whinging, pull up your boot straps, stiff upper lip, roll up your sleeves, steady ahead, ship ahoy, chips ahoy, stick it in, take the plunge, dive right in, face the music, eat the apple and do something. It's boring to sit around waiting for it.

Life doesn't owe us anything and it's not magically gonna pay up one day for all the crap that it has left in our diaper. So get used to squishy pants! You got to throw a rope around that terd and ride it! Make it tell you who's it's daddy!

Do things for you; to make you better; to thrill and fulfill you!

Jolly Buddha says, "you do cool things and cool things do you"

Now bake me a cake! Please =)

I am a pirate

I am a soul prostitute slanging my mind for coin.

I am a super sonic love rocket.

I am a pork pie with sauce.

stone monkeys cast shadows on silent fallen cats.

The soft, swollen glands.

divide.

et per se and



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