ava_jade

orange is not a natural skin color...i don't understand why people insist on trying to pass it off as tan... especially in the winter...generally speaking people aren't naturally tan in the winter particularly people that are naturally pale to begin with....and it makes me wonder if these orange people know that they're orange.. is the light in their house faulty? or maybe a bluish bulb that tones down the orange.... maybe they don't have mirrors... i think for sure they don't have any decent friends... i would tell you if we were friends..."honey your fake tanner isn't working...you are orange...i think it's time to invest in a new method" ya know i'm tempted to tell you anyway, but so far i'm avoiding the highly awkward situation of discreetly telling a perfect stranger that i think there is something wrong with their appearance...or in my opinion there is....whatever...i don't want anyone to feel judged it's just.... YOU'RE ORANGE!!!! and i'm sorry...